Voyager: Janeway ChroniclesJaneway stepped out of her ready room, coffee still in hand, as prompted by the red alert. The Bridge shook violently and sparks shot in every conceivable direction, even the carpet, oddly enough. As more consoles exploded in a shower of sparks Janeway finally gave her orders;More Like This
What the fuck is going on?! Are we under attack? She asked taking her seat and clumsily placing her coffee on the command console.
Nope Chakotay replied calmly Someone tried to access 4Chan from one of the consoles on Deck 5, most of the power conduits overloaded from all the LOLcats pictures.
Janeway pondered for a moment why someone would do this, or why they would want to for that matter. This wasnt the time to start an informal investigation though, not while her flat pack, Ikea bought star ship was at risk. Damage report she barked once more. She didnt actually need to know, she just liked being bossy for the hell of it. A stern faced Vulcan posted at the