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A boy in class is learning about bones. Their teacher is sick for the day, a real senile old man that teaches biology. Their sub is the total opposite. One, it's a girl. Second, it's a young woman, easily just out of college. Third, instead of being mean and ugly, she's very sweet and beautiful...and well endowed. This is a school where the teachers must wear a uniform, but when the sub was explaining in embarrassment the misfitting of hers she calmly said "they didn't have any in my size top. i guess my e's are pretty uncommon around here." this caused some awkward laughs, followed by the discussion on the skeleton.
"there are 206 bones in the body. and each has its own name. can any of you name any of the 206 bones?" the sub had asked. the boy had raised his hand.
"i dont know all of them, but i DID have a question..." the boy had said. the sub had been overjoyed and proceeded to jump with enthusiasm, mainly to keep the intellectual spark going. however, thi