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A boy in class is learning about bones. Their teacher is sick for the day, a real senile old man that teaches biology. Their sub is the total opposite. One, it's a girl. Second, it's a young woman, easily just out of college. Third, instead of being mean and ugly, she's very sweet and beautiful...and well endowed. This is a school where the teachers must wear a uniform, but when the sub was explaining in embarrassment the misfitting of hers she calmly said "they didn't have any in my size top. i guess my e's are pretty uncommon around here." this caused some awkward laughs, followed by the discussion on the skeleton.
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