Partytime StorytimeIntro:More Like This
I'm R.M.R. and I'm here to say
I'd like to do your daughter in the worst way
Wanna do your mistress
Wanna do your wife
You should donate blood to save a life!
Uh, shit, listen up
Stepped outta my Accord out onto the street
Friggity-fresh Adidas all on my feet
Went to a house party, went inside
They were fuckin' blastin' the Electric Slide (You can do it, do it)
Looked around and saw something nice
Then I knew I wanted to be all on her like lice
Like the Shondells said, "Crimson and clover"
So I thought I'd take my fine self on over
She was an intellectual girl with a low-cut dress
So I pointed to her boobs and said "How Kafka-esque!"
"I don't wanna get married, a playa's life I ain't adjournin'"
"I just wanna do you all night, and we can watch the Golden Girls in the mornin'"
"It's Thriller, Thriller Night"
"Girl I wanna thrill ya right"
She walked away, in a state of disgust
I didn't need that girl because
my blood runs cold
my stereo has just been sold
I saw another g