Laundry BasketsThere are some creatures who must hold laundry baskets around their heads to keep their thoughts in. DON'T HIT THE CRANES.More Like This
When they do tire of having something around their heads take the laundry baskets off, they frequently forget to close doors and therefore cause themselves to get yelled at and kicked. Poor them. AHAHAHA. YOU'RE SO STUPID.
You know you want to. Just close the goddamn door. CLOSE IT AND LOCK IT QUICK.
But there is no lock, there is no key, and they may never be able to obey. They never obey. They (you) will only come back into that significant other's personal space bubble and begin to dance around crazily, spontaneously. STOP LAUGHING.
You say you can't stop laughing. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.
You continue to dance. You take the key holder and inform the owner of its use and exactly what it is. Then you continue.