revolutionary songssinging songs of revolutions pastMore Like This
mass protest of life and life
kissing under yellow lamp posts.
take my hand;
you'll get my heart.
you were always more articulate,
raising thousands of under appreciated youth
for a coup d'etat of cliched popularity.
singing songs of revolutions present
mass protest of life and life
dancing on an asphalt river.
scribbling poems of turquoise eyes
and baby laughs.
sidewalk chalk pretending to stain our hands.
lets pretend we know the meaning of life
and that with it we can conquer the world.
singing songs of revolutions future
mass protest of life and life
and glory days.
fighting for everything we thought we believed in.
pretending we were 18th century musketmen
and shameless lovers.
we were wannabe revolutionaries
promising we would make things better
and promising we had a cause.
RevolutionaryLet's build a religionMore Like This
Based on our own beliefs
Give it a strong foundation
Build it on rock
Fuel the fire
Fan the flames
Keep it burning high
Keep it burning hot
Let's create a corporation
One that will fund our needs
Keep the morals stiff
Never let the standards slip
Don't let us grow cold
Don't you dare
Never let ice slide between us
Keep your hands near the fire
Let's construct a house
A place for us to call home
A home to grow old in
Somewhere we can be safe
Burn away any fears
Let the ashes fly away
Even ashes can make you choke
Let's found a school
Use it to teach and learn
Only offer the right subjects
The ones that will keep us fresh
Don't let your mind slow
Don't let the ice freeze it
Keep your thoughts keen and fresh
Let's fund a hospital
Use it to mend any wounds
Old and new
Have it heal us
Let's start a revolution
Let our hearts burn with pride
Of what WE created
What WE nurtured
Don't let any stand in our way
Wash your hands o
Yes, I Have a PenisYes, I Have A PenisMore Like This
Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.
How to Offend PeopleOffending people is a special section of the manual on how to be a douchebag. Remember that to be annoying, you must be the subject of hate and disgust by those who are too sensitive for their own good.More Like This
Here are a few steps on how to achieve the pinnacle of insult and offensive gesture greatness.
Step 1: Know your enemy.
This is the crucial step, as always. Sun Tzu said it best, and there is a reason why it is still upheld despite being an ancient rule: It works wonders.
Assess both physical and mental integrity of the chosen victim. Know his/her weaknesses and learn how to exploit them. A hot temper is always the easiest to take advantage of. With that, slight insults on physical appearance and morality can suffice.
Step 2: Pick your best weapon.
Some people can stand verbal jabs, while others will cry a river at the first sentence. Sometimes, it takes more than just mere insults to get pressure to build up. Sometimes, you may have to resort to incessant rambling
Beer is Better Than Religion1.) If you have a beer, you don't go around door to door trying to give it to someone else.More Like This
2.) Nobody has ever been hanged, tortured, or burned at the stake over his particular brand of beer.
3.) You don't have to wait 2,000 years for a second beer.
4.) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
5.) Beer does not tell you when or how to have sex.
6.) You can prove you have a beer.
7.) There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you.
8.) There have been virtually no major wars fought over beer.
9.) They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
10.) You can switch your brand of beer whenever you want without losing your beer-drinking friends.
11.) If you have devoted your entire life to beer, there are groups you can join to help you stop.
Rules of Great LiteratureMore Like This
1. I am a writer. It doesn't matter what I write (unless it's genre fiction, in that case I am a deluded fool that needs to be re-educated) or even the quality of said writings; by virtue of being in the company of other writers, I am a writer. Do not dare tell me otherwise. After all, writer's egos are notoriously fragile (comes from wallowing in all that angst) and we mustn't discourage the next Great Author of our time from gaining greater perspective of human nature by hanging around with others who are equally disconnected with reality (except when writing poetry about their ex).
2. All Great Authors are published in an anthology. This is the best way to judge what is literature and what isn't – if it's in an anthology it is literature and the author is worthy to be heralded as a Great Author. Please note that the phrase Great Author should be repeated multiple times to drive the point home through all those deep thoughts writ
How to write an exciting blogMore Like This
How to write an exciting blog in 15 easy steps!
1: First you need a very cool username! Your real name doesn't do. Something with "sex" "666" "devil" "tears" "angel" or a lot of XxXxX in it should do.
2: Live an exciting life and write about that. If you don't have a great life, make up stuff you COULD have done during the day.
3: Update at least once per day. You don't get those all important pageviews if people don't come back every day.
4: Provoke your readers. Politics is a great way to do that. If you live in the US; write about why you support Bin Laden. If you live anywhere else; write about why you support Bush. If that fails you can pretend to have homophobia, hate _all_ animals, be a racist or become a nazi.
5: Tell about your sex life. If you don't have one, make one up. The more sex partners, the better.
6: Take and post a lot of pictures, often. Clothes are no good, try to aviod those. If you don't own a camera you should steal other peoples pictures. You should at least g