When I talked to MollyThe first time I talked to mollyMore Like This
There was chaos at the bank
People lost their money
And interest rates just stank
The second time I talked to molly
There was a robbery at my corner shop
All the meat was taken
Including the lamb chop
The third time I talked to molly
I went and broke my arm
She said that it was my fault
For going to my cousin's farm
The last time I talked to molly
I cut my hand on glass
I said, "That's it I've had enough!"
And she kicked me in the . . . face
Yes, I Have a PenisYes, I Have A PenisMore Like This
Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.