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From the Egyptian Gods
(Slightly edited for 2006)
Isis: Good evening, and may life strength and health be upon you all. I am Queen Isis of Egypt, bringing this message to you, live from the Pyramids, for the festive season. Now you may not be aware that the day you call Christmas also happens to coincide with my darling son's birthday…
Horus: It's my birthday, we're gonna party like it's my birthday-hey mum, you got any more of those mince pies?
Isis: Sorry hun, I gave them all to my dear Osiris. His ka needs to be sustained and serviced you know!
Bastet: Working at the Ka-wash, working at the Ka-wash yeah!! (giggles) I wonder where Anubis is?
Isis: he might come later, but he's scared of the fangirls. He's still recovering from the glomp injuries he got last Halloween.
Fangirls: But we wanna see Anubis! He's so cute! And according to the mythology, he's still single! (fangirlish squeals)
Hathor: (to fangirls) Go away, or I'll unleash Sekhmet on you.