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* You have ever had a heated debate over the color of fire trucks.
* You have ever spent 10 minutes trying to force open a door only to have someone come along and open it by turning the handle.
* You lay out your clothes from that day so if there is a call at night you can find them quickly.
* You take great joy in smashing the windows of a car parked in a fire zone or in front of a hydrant.
* You have ever been airborne without an aircraft and water was your thrust.
* You always wear red suspenders.
* You carry a ton of specially modified tools in your pocket.
* You ever cursed out someone for armor-alling the seats to make them look nice.
* You've ever clung to the air horn chord for dear life because the driver is insane.
* You have ever played jingle bells at Xmas time on the air horns to clear traffic.
* You have ever said, "she's hot tonight" and NOT been talking about a girl.
* You have ever called a pe