Bill Kaulitz Obsession SignsMore Like This
You Know You Are Obsessed With Bill Kaulitz When...
1. All you think about is Bill.
2. When you hear the name Bill, you automaticaly think of Bill Kaulitz.
3. You can picture Bill perfectly in your mind.
4. You know that you and Bill make the perfect couple.
5. You would do anything to meet him.
6. And I mean ANYTHING.
7. You were infuriated when people compared Bill to Michael Jackson.
8. You want to/ have tried/ have learn/learnt German, so that you could have a conversation with Bill, in his 'native lanuage'.
9. You melt when ever you see him smile.
10. You envy all the fans that have gotten within 1 meter(or closer) of touching him.
11. You make a list of things that prove you are obsessed with bill.
12. You have attempted to dress up like him(HAIR INCLUDED!!), failed, and had an amazingly good time!!
13. You giggle....or plainly laugh when you hear him speak English.
14. You know when his birthday is.
15. You know how many tattoos and pericings he has, and where.
16. You base the
+Time Preistess - Prelude+Time.More Like This
Never stopping, never ceasing. Always capturing every second of everyone's lives. Never missing a thing that goes on. There are those who live in harmony with time, there are those who live in time periods, like you and me. But the ones who control time, the time preistess'. They can speed up, slow down, and re-play time. But no one can stop it. Or can someone?
Come with me, take a chair, lay on the sofa, or sit on the floor. Listen to a story of time travel, heart break, broken friendships, candles with magic powers, and most of all the wise yet tragic tale of Abbeline Panic, Time Preistess Of The Sallow Golden City.
If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer...
If you are a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.
-Invitation By Shel Silverstein
How much do you love me pt 5More Like This
2 hours later
OOHHH OLIVIA! BILL WANTS TO SPEAK WITH YOU! said Tom
IM COMING YOU IDOT, Olivia screamed from upstairs , what do you want?
Bill has something to tell you.
Yes Bill. What is it?
Umm well .I umm kind of .well .you see
He likes you. Said Tom
Oh you do? Do you?
Aww stop blushing cutie pie.
Will you go out with me? I asked
Well lets see YES!!!
Sweetie dont cry.
------ My pov--------
I have never felt this way about anyone before. I never have had a guy light up when I walk into a room. I thought that people like him never exist
30 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz30 Ways to Annoy Bill KaulitzMore Like This
1. Accidentally call him a girl in public.
2. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word what.
3. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what you are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg doing you wrong.
4. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green Day song he might be playing.
5. At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his bed and scream The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for your life!
6. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him by any other name.
7. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching.
8. Every time he beats you at a video game smack him with a pillow and accuse him of cheating.
9. Make fun of his dancing.
10. Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson.
11. Let a rabid monkey loose in his room while hes asleep.
12. Tell him his voice reminds you of a dying constipated cow.
30 Ways to Annoy Tom Kaulitz30 Ways to Annoy Tom KaulitzMore Like This
1. Call him a perv in any way, shape, or form in every sentence you say.
2. Ask if hes Jamaican.
3. Whenever an advertisement for any feminine product comes on the TV, turn the volume all the way up and stare at him with wide, fascinated eyes.
4. Loudly tell anyone who happens to walk by that Kelly Clarkson is his personal hero.
5. Smack him upside the head every time he tries to flirt with someone and say Bad Tom! Bad!
6. Give away his every location to his fans.
7. Snip off a lock of his hair, set it on the floor, light candles all around it, and dance around the whole mess in some sort of cannibalistic ritual.
8. Steal all his hats and mail them to Peru.
9. In the middle of a concert run up to him and yell: How can you perform when were destroying the Ozone layer?
10. When hes watching TV place a spinney office chair in his direct line of vision and start spinning around like a mad person yelling Im n