Silly meGuess who forgot his iPhone at dinner?More Like This
Back to the restaurant…. lol
be right back. I needed to go back out anyway
Gone again, new jobAfter being cut from BAE Systems due to lack of lab time, I start work next Monday at Lockheed-Martin (still with Aerotek). This one is going to be a steep learning curve but it sounds like fun. I've never done Ada on a Raspberry-Pi type board.More Like This
I'll be around every so often after the 25th, just not as much.
Really badA philosopher says to a linguist “What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?”More Like This
The linguist replied, “They'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.”
New Year ideas on Capital Punishment :)Just a little piece of opinion for youse guys...More Like This
And you know, in this country, now there are alot of people who want to expand the death penalty to include drug dealers. This is really stupid. Drug dealers aren't afraid to die. They're already killing each other every day on the streets by the hundreds. Drive-bys, gang shootings, they're not afraid to die. Death penalty doesn't mean anything unless you use it on people who are afraid to die. Like... the bankers who launder the drug money. The bankers, who launder, the drug money. Forget the dealers, you want to slow down that drug traffic, you got to start executing a few of these fucking bankers. White, middle class Republican bankers.
And I'm not talking about soft, American executions, like lethal injection. I'm talking about fucking crucifixion folks! Let's bring back crucifixions. A form of capital punishment the Christians and Jews of America can really appreciate. And I'd go a little further, I'd crucify people upside-down. Lik
I haven't done one of these in a while, so...stolen from :iconharknessed:More Like This
who in turn stole it from :iconget-off-the-sexiness:
Basically you just post a comment on this journal and I'll tell you about my aspects on you through this list! :I
How attractive you are:
 Ew not really
 You're ok
 Alright getting better
 Hot!!! B)
 I honestly don't know what you look like! :I
What we'd look like in a picture:
 Holding hands
 Pulling faces
 Couple poses
Where I'd get your named tattooed on me:
 My wrist
 My leg
 My belly
 My back
 My neck
 My foot
 My ankle
What we'd do if we lived together:
 Party, party, party!!!
 Eat ice cream for breakfast
 Have pillow fights
 Go to the bedroom~
 Have movie nights
 Cuddle and kiss~
 Not live together in the first place...
A jokeA set of jumper cables goes into a bar. The bartender sees them and asks, "Hey, what are you doing in here?"More Like This
"Just want to have a drink and relax awhile," was the reply.
"Well, all right. Just don't start anything!"
An Amish woman and her daughter...An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.'More Like This
The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.'
The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.'
The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.'
He did and warmed his hands.
The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, 'My nose is cold.'
The girl replied, 'Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up'.
He did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, 'My penis is frozen solid.'
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, 'Have you ever heard of a penis?'
Slightly concerned the mother said,' Why, yes...?! Why