More 2P Headcanonsi am the self-proclaimed 2P goddessMore Like This
have some scenarios~
You: *drops all your books in the middle of the hallway*
2P!America: *laughs at you for 10 years, then helps you*
2P!China: *goes down to help you, suggestively places his face close to yours and/or his hand over yours* ;DDD
2P!England: *tries to help you, all his stuff falls too* gosh diddly
2P!France: *glances your way, but keeps walking* (Me: *whispers* asshole)
2P!Russia: *doesn't even glance your way and keeps walking* (Me: *whispers* bigger asshole)
2P!Italy: *calls you clumsy, but gracefully helps you*
2P!Germany: *tries so hard not to laugh, helps you but eventually loses it and cracks up real bad*
2P!Japan: *glances your way, chuckles, and keeps walking* (Me: *whispers* also an asshole)
2P!Canada: *glances your way, sighs, keeps walking, but abruptly changes mind and goes back to begrudgingly help you*
2P!Romano: *giggles and calls you si
dirty pick-up lines bc why not (...god dammit Zao)So-More Like This
Let's just say I've been kinda obsessed with 2P!China lately
Like as in, more than usual
Eheheh, I even changed my nickname on Skype to Opium Addict and started using this cute chibi of him as my profile picture LOL I basically turned it into an rp account with pervy Zao lines as my mood messages
and joRDAN STARTED CALLING ME 2P!CHINA TRASH--
I was bored and decided to write down some other dirty things Zao would probably say aND IT TURNED OUT TO BE TOO MUCH
LIKE PERVY PICK-UP LINE OVERLOAD
So here I'm just gonna list 'em
Feel free to use one as a prompt or something for uh, I dunno, a lemon or something? For any naughty character I guess x'D
"If you're feeling down, I can feel you up."
"I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I'LL GO DOWN ON YOU."
"That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too, heh heh."
"I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... NICE ASS, AI YAH!"
"Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm
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