-Nation Assassination-Hetalia X Reader 8 (END)More Like This
Here you were again. . .running to who-knows-where because of who-knows-what.
You stopped and listened. . .nothing but silence. You sigh of relief and kept walking forward.
"_____? Is that you?"
You flinch and turn around slowly, only to see China, England, and. . .Sealand!?
"Sealand! I was looking for you! Why did you leave, all of a sudden?" You exclaimed to the young Sealander, completely forgetting about your fractured arm.
He looked down to his feet, ashamed, "Well. . .I. . ."
"Nevermind that, we need to figure out how to stop all this, aru!" China said, as he took out his infamous Wok and started planning how to wack countries upside the head with it.
"Now, China, aren't you overreacting?. . .Just a bit?" England asked, with a bit of hesitation.
"Of course not! Isn't that right, _____?"
You started to play with your hair out of nervousness, "Uhmm. . .yeah?"
"See? She's on my side, aru!"
England sighed and said, "Well, I think you a-"
China suddenly jumped up and shouted, "LOOK! O
Norway x Reader: A secret ONESHOTMore Like This
Being a part of the Nordics wasn't easy.
Denmark is always yelling and constantly drinking, Finland is always bugging me to go to the store and buy some stuff for once, Sweden keeps telling me I shouldn't break his Ikea furniture out of frustration and Iceland keeps refusing to call me big brother. But there is one country that is not like the rest...
( Country Name ).
She takes Denmark's beer away, goes to the store herself, replaces the Ikea furniture and forces Iceland to call me big brother as well.
Ah, she's perfect.
The problem is, she doesn't hang out with me a lot. She hangs out with Finland. Recently, they have been talking about having an alliance. Between only two countries, it's like a marriage form. Well, those are just rumors.
But that doesn't stop me from being jea--
" Wait, what am I saying??" I smacked myself on both of my cheeks and focused on reality.
" Norway, are you okay?" Sweden asked me. Oh yeah, I'm in the w
you know when your obbsessed with hetalia whenYou know you're obsessed with Hetalia when…More Like This
 When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you
[X] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class
[ ] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look
 When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay
[ ] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media (They talk abOUT THAT?)
 When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language
[ ] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you
[ ] When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one wit