Ikari Files: Ep.1Audio log from Interview 0769-1:More Like This
Interviewer: Dr. Andrew Hopkins
Interviewed: Subject 0769, Codename Ikari
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Andrew: *away from mic* Right...Now are you ABSOLUTELY SURE he won't escape this time.
Personnel 1: Yes! Those chains are tighter than my wife's vagi--
Andrew: Y-Yes yes yes! Very good! *back to mic* Right...
Andrew: *quietly* JESUS! *clears throat* May you tell us your name?
Ikari: Wok m0 eik ev kxojo sxuadj eh A jnoih A'cc visbadw bacc 0ei! (GET ME OUT OF THESE CHAINS OR I SWEAR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!)
Andrew: *pants heavily* O-Ok. Would you mind translating that for me?
Ikari: 0ei sud khudjcuko k0 scunj ad 0eih kx0uk av kxuk xocfj! (YOU CAN TRANSLATE MY CLAWS IN YOUR THROAT IF THAT HELPS!)
Andrew: Code Blue! Subject is becoming hostile!
Personnel 2: Roger that, over.
*Ikari breaks out of his chains*
Andrew: CODE R