Monsanto CafeHe looked up from his chemistry notes to see her staring at him intently from across the table. She sat with her hands clasped around a cup of dandelion tea, eyebrows furrowed and lips frowning bright red over the white china rim.More Like This
“Do you ever stop and think,” she said, slowly and purposefully, “that you could have been a binder?”
He looked down at the binder in his hands. She’d been staring at his notes, not at him. “Sorry, what?” he said, slightly annoyed.
“Just think. Your body is made of billions of atoms. What was the probability those exact atoms would come together to make you?”
“Your point being?”
She sipped pensively at her tea. “Well, what if something had happened? The chances those atoms would get like this –” she jabbed a finger at him “– right here, right now, were amazingly small. One mishap and they could have become anything else. You could have been a dog, an asteroi
Why GrayLu/StiLu/NaLi/etc are IllegitimateHello to all. Taking a break from toying with ZN-Lover because, well, he's been quite quiet lately (the bugger is back now, with the username TRUE-ZZMSSM7.) Instead, in light of the GaLe moment in the most recent chapter, I've decided to compose an essay explaining how basically every ship that pairs Natsu and Lucy with people besides each other is illegitimate, mainly because Gab was making comments about how the NaLu fandom was abandoning their ship and turning to GrayLu/StiLu/whatever.More Like This
This piece is dedicated not only to Gab, who I want to explain to in better detail why GrayLu/NaLi/etc are dead/crack/etc, but also to the delusional zealots who insist that their illegitimate pairing is somehow "legitimate". To save time, I will only cover the characters most commonly shipped with Natsu and Lucy, because getting to obscure crap like Metsu or JaLu would just waste time.
Without further stall, let's begin:
Gray x Lucy (GrayLu): Let's s