A Lesson To LearnThe kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment had been to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.More Like This
Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Mary was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Mary," said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. (who else)
The teacher held her breath... Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467" he said"
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much
For your weekendA blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"More Like This
Little Paddy the student was walking across campus with a shiny new mountain bike when he was approached by a friend little Murphy also a student. Murphy said, "Hey, where'd you get the great looking bike?" Little Paddy replied, "Well, I was walking across campus the other day. This beautiful woman rode up to me on her bike, ripped off all her clothes, laid down on the ground and said 'Take anything you want!!!'" Little Murphy replied, "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit
ENJOY THE BEAUTY OF TIMELESS ARTMore Like This
I HOPE YOU ARE ALL WELL AND WISH YOU A WONDERFUL WEEK....
NOW.... SIT DOWN AND RELAX...
AND ENJOY THIS WONDERFUL ART....
Dream-Patrol by Mr-Xerty
Siren Song by annakoutsidouEliminate The Negative by takethefFlutter Free by haloanime97
Sitting on the bank 2015 by nudagimoHappy Easter Dear Friends And Watchers! by ArtBYbeverly
Birdman by DavidLeMerrerTo The Moon And Back by VasiDgallery
Sails at sunset by JulianasGrandmasept 22nd sunset by BlueIvyViolet
End Of Summer by CanankkSilver Sunrise by Applemac12
A little business A little Pleasure:iconbeyond-the-art:More Like This
A little business before pleasure
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Thank you feature (Part 2)More Like This
A Walk On The Beach by picturesistersA New Path by picturesisters
get well soon Bev by BlueIvyVioletHappy Holidays..Merry Christmas.. by BlueIvyViolet
I'm-a-train,I'm-a-chuck-a-trainYEAH by steppelandAre you hungry yet? by steppeland
Bahia Sucia by yadiyada27The Water Beneath My Feet by yadiyada27
Winter Wonderland by PassionAndTheCameraPrimula Malacoides by PassionAndTheCamera
DSCF6424a by DimNevermindUntitled by DimNevermind
241 by Lauredin243 by Lauredin
Blowing bubbles by Shadow-Amethyst13Close up cygnet black and white by Shadow-Amethyst13
Tiger Eye by CRGPhotographyForests of The Future? by CRGPhotography
Schwaermer by KaepseleUntitled by Kaepsele
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Backyard Shooter's Friday FeatureMore Like This
Spring and Love by dashakern
Gyrfalcon-The Strike by JestePhotography
Pretty Bird by DragonHaven42
Breakfast With Big Mama by MYPeanutGallery
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Featuring Awesome ArtistsMore Like This
Snow fairy and the Dragon by TinaLouiseUk
Eat at Orion's by TonyGCampagna HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLORI.... by Tigles1Artistry
Hopefully by syliou Walking Toward Heaven's Door by SueJOwen
Holly-Days by Loffy0 The Look Of Love by PridesCrossing
Portrait Update 05 by SparksflyStudios Ania 4 by SabakuNoShi
Fantasy In Red by ralfw666
Amazing Artists and wonderful friendsFinally my hands are feeling a bit better....More Like This
So I'm able to draw again....I hope to restart my fairytale and other projects....and draw some sketches..
To all my watchers/friends sorry for all the late replies....
I promise to catch up...with favs and comments when I feel better...
Sorry if I offended someone....
Have a nice day....
Take all good care of yourself....
Jason Payne / Moonstryker by TheGargarean Angelo Castellini by TheGargarean
Astroman Swimsuit Edition by TheGargarean