Sex Ed (AvengersxReader) One-Shot When Director Fury insisted that Steve take a sex ed class so that he could be more informed about how sex had changed over the past sixty years, Steve felt like the awkward teenager he was many, many years ago. A lump formed in his throat and his palms began to sweat. Thankfully Phil had opted out on that mission on teaching Rogers new things about the world. That would have been quite awkward.More Like This
But it had turned out to be far more worse for Steve.
Fury had asked the Avengers team to help him out. After the incident with Thor in Asgard with Loki dying, and after the Winter Soldier incident, Fury realized that it was time to get Steve, “more exposed to the world.” He didn’t know what that meant and he was too scared to find out. What was even scarier was that the Avengers never organized a meeting on when his sex ed class would start. They all had agreed without him that it would start when he least expect it to make it less awkward.
So while Steve sat on the couch and
It's raining men (Thor X Reader)More Like This
"Ugh! Tony do I really have to do this?" You asked as he literally dragged you into the living room of the Stark tower, by your ankle.
"Yes (Y/n)!" He said happily. "You lost the bet fair and square!"
You rolled your eyes. "Tony this is stupid! Besides I know you rigged it. There is no way you could have fairly beaten me."
"Stop complaining and stand right....here!" He said pointing to the middle of the room. There were pillows in a circle, except for in the middle. You guessed that's where he wanted you to stand.
You sighed and stood in the middle of the pillow circle. "This. Is. Stupid." You said again.
"Just do it! Be like nikes!"
"Those are stupid too!"
"You lost the bet and if you don't do your end of the deal I'll....I'll um..."
You smirked "Can't figure out a way to blackmail me?"
"I'll......" He suddenly smiled "I'll tell Thor you love him"
You glared at him "I will tell Thor when I'm ready, you can't tell him"
"I can and I will! Now sing!"
You sighed heavily. "It's raining men
Secret Santa!Bruce Banner x ReaderMore Like This
Happy Holidays brought to you by the shy scientist!
Some slight sexual references in the ending but...meh. You guys are mature enough...
You blushed slightly as you read Bruce's name. You recalled when you first met him, you felled for him.
Quite literally. You felled. That's how you first met, you felled over the gamma radiation scientist.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK!" You screamed as you ran around in the Stark
You were searching for your report on the New York incident a few months ago.
You muttered to yourself as you tossed the many pillows off of just one couch.
"Okay...it was something around the lines of being on the roof and helping out the Avengers..."
A worried sound came out of your mouth as you ran your hand through you _h/l_ _h/c_ locks.
"Just think...THE LAB!" You screamed in glee as you success
Something There (Bucky X Reader) (One-shot)Something There (Bucky X Reader) (One-shot)More Like This
You walked around the tower, going about your usual routine when you heard some crashing and banging coming from the training room down the hall. Then something suddenly went through the wall, crashing to the ground. You stood there shocked for a minute until you realized it was Steve and Bucky. Steve being the one currently on the ground. This had become normal, but you were getting sick of rebuilding walls. You used your powers to lift pieces of the fallen structure, born with the power of earth manipulation. You gained their attention.
"I'm only going to say this once." you paused, sharpening the pieces into daggers. "Break another wall, and I will break you."
"Sorry (Name)." they said in unison as they backed away from you, scared. With just a flick of your wrist you fixed the wall before walking away.
A few hours later you ran into Steve again, and he continued to apologize. You lost count of apologies, yet he continued no matter what yo
The Teleporter (QuicksilverxReader) One-ShotMore Like This
It was just another sunny day in Pietro Maximoff’s small town. The teen had grown bored and decided to go outside for a walk. At least, that’s what he told his mother.
“He’s gonna go stealin’ again and you know it, mom,” Wanda said from her spot on the couch.
Their little sister was braiding Wanda’s hair into small french twists while the twin watched TV. His mother sighed when she walked into the living room.
“Pietro I trust you enough to not cause trouble while you’re out there. But please promise that you won’t bring the cops to our house again?” she asked with pleading eyes.
“Will do, mom,” he grinned before speeding out the door without another word from his family.
He zoomed halfway across town where he stopped by an old deli. With a wicked grin, he ran inside and stole a whole box of twinkies in under two seconds. He left the store before the owner could even blink. Pietro ran off to an alley where he
Wolverine x ReaderRequest for shadowluna2012More Like This
Wolverine x Reader
AN: In the request the reader’s name is Aurora. If you want to, feel free to switch it out for your name. I know Quicksilver doesn’t live at Xavier’s mansion but in this story he does. I deal with a religious stereotype here and I don’t mean to offend anybody with this stereotype. Also, the reader’s powers are similar to Phoebe’s from Charmed.
Your grandmother fixed you with a disapproving look as she told you to wait on the bench for her to return. At twelve years old, you didn’t understand why she seemed to dislike you so much but you guessed that it had something to do with your parents.
You couldn’t remember them much but you did remember overhearing a conversation between your grandmother and one of her friends where your grandmother spat your mother’s name like a curse before saying “Aurora is just like her. She is a freak.”
(AvengersXReader) Snow White and the seven drunksMore Like This
~WARNING!~ There is a bit of cussing so if you are against it don't read it!
"RELEASE MY BREAD YOU FOUL CREATURE!" Loki yelled drunkenly.
You groaned and sighed. Pepper had left two hours ago and you were stuck here, keeping the Avengers, from killing themselves.
"Loki that is not a creature. It is a toaster" You explained for about the millionth time.
"Tell it to release my bread!" He demanded.
"Do not worry dear brother! I shall toast your bread!" Thor boomed, running into the room.
"Thor whatever it is your planning don't you dare!" You said as he grabbed the bread.
He ignored you and ran outside, you followed him quickly. He held out his hand and you heard the familiar metallic sound. His hammer Mjölnir flew into his hand.
"Thor what are you doing?!" You screamed as storm clouds formed above you.
"Do not worry Lady (Y/n)! It is perfectly safe!" He yelled, striking the bread with lightning.
You yelped and jumped back. "THOR YOU IDIOT!"
He picked you up and ran back inside
Fire Bomb - Avengers/Sherlock x Reader Ch. 9.5~Recap~More Like This
"Nothing at the mome- Wait! Who the hell is that?! What is that- AAAAARRRGH!!"
"(Y/N)! Can you hear me?!"
"It...it hurts..Sherly....a lot."
"Stay strong I'm coming!"
Sherlock jumped from his seat and ran out the door to hail a cab.
"Sherlock, wait! What's going on!?" John shouted to the consulting detective. Sherlock turned to everyone who was piling out of the flat now. "(Y/N) is in trouble. We mustn't waste any more time. Now come on!" he yelled as everyone (somehow) were getting into the cab.
"My, my, (Y/N). You sure are a strong little girl. But how long will you stay strong." I say as I smile at my new partner. Strange how he came from