PieI know the strangest girl,More Like This
And her name begins with L,
She does the oddest things,
As youll hear me tell.
The other day she was hungry,
And decided she wanted PIE,
Well, okay, thats fair enough,
But oh me, oh my.
She liked the oddest flavours,
First in went ice cream!
Quality though- it was Phish Food,
A girl goldfishs dream.
(Especially when shes just been dumped,
by that conceited catfish)
Next in went some cheap red wine
(cause the fish gotta get pished).
Next a frog, some jellybeans,
Hot porridge and its bowl,
But the oddest of ingredients,
Was definitely the toilet roll.
Yes, I know the strangest girl,
And her name rhymes with knotty,
And, though Id not tell her to her face,
Shes certainly potty.
She ate up that pie, its true!
Every bit and scrap!
I was shocked, since Im sure,
It must have tasted crap.
So if you want a food adventure,
Give that girl a call,
Though tomorrow you may be heading,
To the bathroom at a crawl...
Please do not recycleDoctor Who was touring,More Like This
Some far off solar system,
When the TARDIS toilet exploded,
And he was knocked out by the cistern.
His molecules got jumbled,
And his atoms got messed up.
And the TARDIS became a coconut,
The Doctor a polystyrene cup.
The TARDIS still was square and blue,
But completely a coconut,
And the Doctor was full of Fanta,
Which hey, beat 7-up.
But he really preferred Dr Pepper,
Or Pepsi would be good too.
But the day Doctor Who drank Fanta,
Was the day coconuts went blue.
They carried on touring the galaxy,
Till they hit a green blue sphere,
Fell onto a table,
On a March day bright and clear.
Just as he was climbing out,
Three girls surrounded his ship,
One with a really scarlet pout
And one with a sexy hip.
The other one was thirsty,
And said Hey, things are looking up!
They were, except for a coconut,
And a polystyrene cup.
The TARDIS now has a straw in it,
And sits on someones shelf,
And Doctor Who got recycled,
This time not by himself.
So here end