Organized by Collection
This is Called ThiefshippingTitle: I Believe This is Called Thiefshipping
More Like This
Summary: Bakura explains to Marik what Thiefshipping is. YGOTAS-based. Heavy on the fluff despite being a comedy.
Author's Notes: Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series is the property of LittleKuriboh. Thanks to LK for being awesome!
"I believe this is called Thiefshipping," said Bakura.
"You believe WHAT is called WHAT?" asked Marik.
"Thiefshipping," said Bakura. "It's the concept of the two of us being attracted to each other and then having sex with each other. Often times, during the sex, knives and blood are involved. I like knives."
"The two of us...hey, I told you, I'm not effing gay!" said Marik defensively.
"Oh, come on, you're really not fooling anyone. Besides, my gaydar led me directly to you. How do you explain that?" said Bakura.
"Oh, the gaydar that you use because you're secretly very lonely?" Marik shot back.
"I, uh, said that out loud,