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Body WarmthHe held his parka out to Butters. It was difficult to talk around his chattering teeth, but he managed. “H-here, y-you n-n-need th-this.” Butters simply stared at him in obvious shock. “B-but K-K-Ken, you'll f-freeze t-to d-d-death!” Kenny silently chuckled. “I'm used to it.” He muttered under his breath, and Butters didn't have the energy to ask him what he said.
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They stood there, out in the freezing cold, one with a sudden onset of generosity, the other too kind for his own good. Finally Butters, with his puppy-like innocence, broke the stalemate. “W-we c-could sh-share it.” he said. Kenny looked at him, knowing that nothing but a solution was on his mind. Butters noticed the look and backtracked. “B-but th-that w-w-wouldn't w-work! W-we're w-walking in opposite d-directions!”
Kenny smiled. “Actually, I th-think i-it's a g-great i-i-idea!” Butters looked at him in confusion. Kenny grabbed Butters' arm and slid it
How To Be Normal
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HOW TO SUCCEED AT BEING A NORMAL TEENAGER:
(In 15 easy steps!)
1. The first step in becoming a normal, bland, and spineless individual is very simple. Never think. About anything. Ever. If you have a thought, let it go. Let someone else think for you. Thinking is hard. Let someone else do it. Save your little conformist brain cells for something less difficult.
2. Now let's talk about music. You like unique music? Not anymore! You get to listen to the same generic, repetitive sound that everyone else does. You know, that one beat over and over with the words "Yeah", "baby" and "ooh" being repeated. Lucky you!
3. To be normal, you've gotta dress normal. If you're a girl, that means you wear leggings as pants and cut up your t-shirts so they just barely cover your chest. Uggs are a must, for any time of the year, including midsummer. If you're a guy, you wear the hem of your pants on the back of your knees. Overly violent band t-shirts for bands that you only know one song for is highly