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Sh!t Robert de Sable Doesn't Say"I just love these potatoes Sibrand sent me."
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"I'm not the wine kind of guy. Beer is better."
"Who wants a hug?"
"I want to learn Italian."
"I'm not going to yell today."
"I have never cried in my life."
"Fashion is so over-rated."
"You're right, Sibrand, I am kind of a jerk."
"I'm going to do my own dishes."
"Dad, I love you."
"I totally understand the state of our economy."
"I should watch soap operas."
"And our next target will be- oh my the way guys I'm gay."
"You're right, Altair, we should hang out more."
"I love kids."
"I love Arabs."
"I love debt."
"Do you think lingerie would make me look like a whore?"
"I do think Malik is hot..."
"I'm going to go give Sibrand a comfort hug."
"I should stop my search for the Apple of Eden, maybe it's best if the Assassins have it."
"Sibrand, you're the smartest guy I know."
"Ugh, sorry Altair, I gotta go, your voice gave me a boner."
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