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A Parody of "A Visit from Saint Nicholas" by Light-Eco-Sage
'Twas the night before the Finale, when all through the house
Not an Avatard was stirring, not even their spouse;
Their alarms were set for the Final Battle,
Their families would soon have enough of their prattle;
The shippers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of coupling danced in their heads;
Other Avatards slept, but some would not give in
The Shipping War continued, as it always had been.
These shippers, so dedicated to their couple,
They yelled to other shippers "They're an un-couple!"
They haunted the internet, flooded fan-sites
They uploaded millions and millions of bytes
And finally, the day came, the Finale!
Perhaps the show could mend the Shipper's valley.
But, no, it only seems to get so much worse
"No! How could Bryke do this?" some Shippers would curse
The show was over now, Kataang had won
But the Shipping War had only just begun
Kataangers had canon, and cuteness, and fluff