Batman: The Joker's Christmas CrimeTwuz da night before Christmas in Wayne Crib. Bruce Wayne and Alfred wuz finished wit dey Christmas shopping and waited for Santy Clawz to bring dem some more cool presents.More Like This
"Tomorrow, is gonna be great. Presents, snow, and popcorn!" Alfred said.
"Aw snap! Alfred we forgot to get da popcorn!" Bruce shouted.
Popcorn wuz da most important part of Christmas in Gotham City. Da tradition began in 1899 when Johnny Gotham Jr. forgot to buy turkey, ham, and enchiladas for Christmas. His family had to microwave popcorn dat year and when dey told other people about it, dey decided to do it too.
"Mayne, I hope da stores still have some popcorn or dis Christmas will not be a buttery occasion in dis home!" Bruce said as he headed to his car. "I didn't even have time to shower, I am stankin'!"
He drove into Gotham and got a call from Alfred.
"Whatchu got for me boyee? Another egg mysteriously appear in Rob-N's bed?"
"You gotta turn around and go be a mayne wit da qualities of a bat! Da Joker is stea