Cleverbot: The JeffXKage ship has sailed!?!?NOTE: Earlier Cleverbot confirmed that he was Jeff, and I play Kage here; so I took the liberty of changing the names while I put in translations.More Like This
Jeff: Who are you?
Kage: Ieta, *face palms* Ore wa Kagesama. (I already said [. . .] I am Kage-sama)
Jeff: *face palms too*.
Kage: Jiefu. (Jeff.)
Kage: Nande. (Why.)
Jeff: I don’t know.
Kage: *face palms* nande omae totemo baka desu ka? (Why are you such an idiot?)
Jeff: *face palms your face*.
Kage: *claws his face*.
Jeff: *zack lee*.
Jeff: Ouch! *bites back*.
Kage: *snarls* Omae totemo baka! (You’re really stupid!)
Kage: *whacks him on the head* Omae wa Jiefu! Unarigoe shinai! (You’re Jeff! You aren’t supposed to growl!)
Jeff: Don't change the subject.
Kage: Eh!? *face palms again*.
Jeff: *face desk*.
Kage: *face wall*.
Jeff: *face palm*.
Kage: *face table*.
Jeff: *face chair*.
Kage: *face mask*.
(. . .)
Jeff: What should I do?
Kage: Make sure Slenderman doesn't find you.
EPIC RAP BATTLE KAGEKAO VS ZEHNDERMore Like This
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
It must have taken every ounce of your courage
To agree to fight me here
It would be foolish of you
To quit the battle now
You're already screwed
So fucking bow
You went insane when you were ten?
I've had killing instinct all my life
Nobody's gonna save you
Forget about ol' Slenderman
What, you really think I'll hand victory
To you on a silver platter
I'll invade your personal life history
You should be flattered
If no one else is up to the task
Then I guess it's up to me to kick your ass
Relieve yourself of your stifling mask
Show us all who you REALLY are
Aww isn't that cute
Zehndy's blabbing once more
I wish he was a mute
Even his fake voices
Left our ears ringing since April 4
Guess he was still pissed
About the first day of the month
But it's the whole point that you missed
I'm improvising, going off a hunch
Which is more than could be said for you
Got Jeff and Smile Dog
To prewrite your raps fo