Pony's Little Hidden PhobiaMore Like This
Daemos: [finding up a spider next to Pony's Suzuki] Pony, look at this!
Pony: [exasperated] Oh, great.
Tiger: What is it?
Daemos: It's a tarantula.
Pony: Tread on it.
Daemos: Do you want it?
Pony: No, I don't! [as Daemos picks it up and holds it in front of him] I expressly and absolute- it's- why me?!
[Daemos chases Pony around the Suzuki and behind the Land Rover, where Pony has picked up a shovel]
Pony: I'm done playing with the spiders now! I'm going to go over here, now! I'm going all the way over here! Oh, don't. Please-ah, don't-no-aaagh! I won't go for the spider! I'll go for your f#$king head with the spade! That's what will happen!
Daemos: [unfazed] Come on, Pony. Look at his little face.
Pony: No! No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!
Daemos: Give me... one million of your hats!
Pony: Yes! Yes! Yes, yes! You saw that! It's been witnessed! A million hats fo