Grub Handler: Gamzee MakaraYou watched the indigo grub crawl across your lap. "Honk honk!" He put his front legs on your stomach, and looked up at you. "Gamzee...?" He honked again, as if saying it was him. You picked up the Grub, and smiled. He was so adorable! "Well... aren't you just the cutest little thing~!" You pecked him on the head, making him squeak in delight. You put him on your lap, and he slwoly made his way to the floor. He raced toward an empty, over-turned, Faygo bottle. "Honk!" He grabbed the bottle with all six legs, and rolled over onto his back, playing with the bottle. You quickly grabbed your phone, and started recording the scene in front of you. 'He's so cute!' You mentally squealed, smiling ear-to-ear. He dropped the faygo bottle, and tried to roll over to get it. "Honk... honk! Honk! Scree!" He thrashed around, trying to get back up. You put your phone away, giggling. "Did... did ya get stuck, hun?" You laughed, putting him rightside up. He squealed in thanks, and waddled to the leftoveMore Like This
Karkat x Reader- Thoughts That Give Me the CreepsKarkat Vantas woke up around noon, feeling like a sluggish old man. This fact was quite odd, since he would always wake up at exactly 6 to watch the early-morning romcoms on the Hallmark channel.More Like This
As Karkat rubbed his grey eyes, he remembered that last night his girlfriend, (Name), had slept over and they had stayed up till 1 watching every horror movie (Name) owned. Karkat had humored her by watching them. But in truth, by "The Ring" he was ready to piss his pants.
The corners of Karkat's mouth tugged upward as he turned to his left, knowing (Name) would be there. It was quite lumpy under the blankets on her side, so he knew she was there. Strange, though; the bed was cold. He shook the lump under the covers. It was still. Karkat's eyes widened and he flung back the blanket.
The lump was pillows, arranged to look like a person.
"Gone..." Karkat mumbled to himself.
Where the fuck was she? How long had she been gone? So many thoughts ran through Karkat's head he could hardly keep track.
Honey Bee Cuddles!Driiiiiing! Driiiiiing! Driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!More Like This
(Y/n) sighed, rubbing her eyes in an attempt to wake up so she wouldn't feel like a zombie. Throwing a casual glance at her alarm clock, her eyes quickly widened. It was seven in the morning! And on a Saturday no less! Then the annoying ringing persisted. 'Who would DARE wake me up so early on the weekend?!' Sighing, she slipped out of her warm and amazing bed to drift down her stairs, then to finally open the door, which had been ringing the entire time. (Y/n) opened the door, completely prepared to yell at the person at the door, though she stopped when she saw her moiral, Mituna Captor. His gaze drifted down, a small blush tinting his cheeks. Wait, did I forget to mention your pajamas? It was the middle of summer, and you being the lazy person you are, had chosen to just sleep in a baggy t-shirt and your underwear. But anyway! Back to the blushing Captor! Her hand slid behind her head to flip her (h/l)(h/c) locks. Mituna blinked, then r
Sheltering Home: Blueberry Bliss Part 1More Like This
Sheltering Home (John X Reader)
You stumbled into the animal inspecion area and groaned. Beth had a flair for being dramatic, but she didn’t need to drag you around so hard that you couldn’t walk yourself!
Your friend skipped over to a bird cage and beckoned you over. You sighed, and joined her. Inside the cage was a blue jay, with strange black markings around his eyes. Now, apart from Dave, you weren’t particularly fond of birds, much less empathic towards them. However, you could tell that the little guy was scared.
You shook your head a bit. “He looks like a dork.” You said, referring to the black markings that looked like large, square glasses.
Beth laughed, while the bird gave you an offended look. “He does! He is such a little dork!” Beth squealed.
You rolled your eyes. Beth was way too tickled with this. “So what’s the big deal? I mean, he’s just a bird.” You said with a shrug.
Beth gaped a
School Queen!Reader x Chubby!Eridan Part 2Wow,that was long! You just got away from a rant of your headteacher who had told you aboutMore Like This
"H9w triggering it is t9 miss the time 9f sch99l less9ns warning 9r reas9n."
Good grief, does this guy never stop talking? But however, you are a lucky female dog that
he let you away with a warning because you are a very good pupil. And right now you are on
the hallways at the great lunch time break. After what you saw yesterday you didn't feel like
going to the mensa, and that was what you had told your minions earlier.
---Flashback start! E-N-E-R-G-Y!---
"Eeeewww, Name, what are wearing?!" she said (or more likely screamed) and pointed at you
with a hint of disgust, and immadiatley everyone, human and troll alike, looked at you,
but you just shrugged. "Didn't feel well." you plainly said. "But that doesn't answer my fucking question!" she squeeled, and again, you just shrugged. "I don't care. haven't been looking." It was quiet for a while, except for people mumbling and pointing at you.
Fake FriendsFAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.More Like This
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents mr./ mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/ MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: will help you when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: will jump on top of you.
FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" jokingly.
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit with you after a breakup and say "I'm sorry"
REAL FRIENDS: Will