Grub Handler: Gamzee MakaraYou watched the indigo grub crawl across your lap. "Honk honk!" He put his front legs on your stomach, and looked up at you. "Gamzee...?" He honked again, as if saying it was him. You picked up the Grub, and smiled. He was so adorable! "Well... aren't you just the cutest little thing~!" You pecked him on the head, making him squeak in delight. You put him on your lap, and he slwoly made his way to the floor. He raced toward an empty, over-turned, Faygo bottle. "Honk!" He grabbed the bottle with all six legs, and rolled over onto his back, playing with the bottle. You quickly grabbed your phone, and started recording the scene in front of you. 'He's so cute!' You mentally squealed, smiling ear-to-ear. He dropped the faygo bottle, and tried to roll over to get it. "Honk... honk! Honk! Scree!" He thrashed around, trying to get back up. You put your phone away, giggling. "Did... did ya get stuck, hun?" You laughed, putting him rightside up. He squealed in thanks, and waddled to the leftoveMore Like This
Fake FriendsFAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.More Like This
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents mr./ mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/ MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: will help you when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: will jump on top of you.
FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" jokingly.
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit with you after a breakup and say "I'm sorry"
REAL FRIENDS: Will