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Check the mic, check the list, check the rappers to the floor
Jot this, Spike: They all missed, listening to them is a chore
They can't rap, they can't rhyme, they can't even keep a beat
There's a gap in my time, I'll pencil in their defeat
1) "Skim a book"
2) "Learn to flow"
Checked those items off my list
"Queen to Rook,"
I will crow
Away their corpses I will whisk
Matching wits with my doll is something they can't even muster
When they try, Smarty Pants will simply leave them in a fluster
I'm not bragging; it's a talent that they told me to not hide
"Your rap's cragging!" I've got to vent, "Are you really Derpy-eyed?"
They can't spell. I'm spell casting; conjuring up a body cast
My Mag Mell: beats I'm blasting; their raps will come in gaudy last
I learn fast; read for seconds, now I'm rapping like a pro
They're so crass! Failure beckons 'cause they have not any flow
Flowing tears down their faces shows their knowledge of defeat
They spent years