Of the Sex Lives of Coconuts"I've come to a realization. About coconuts."More Like This
"I thought they were fruits?"
"Think about it. They produce milk, have meat on the inside, and are covered in fur. They're mammals!"
"Bring me a live coconut young, then we'll talk."
"Dude, I can so make that work. I'll just make, like, a paper-mache coconut with remote control arms."
"So, if coconuts are mammals, does that mean they reproduce sexually?"
*fake documentary voice* "And here we see two wild coconuts, mating in their natural habitat."
"I soooo need to make a documentary about that. And you're voicing it. That was a good documentary voice."
"Huh? Oh, thanks!"
"Yeah, we can film it, and somehow make them remote control, so the female coconut can turn, see the camera, and grab a napkin or something with a squeal."
"You're making this way too elaborate. It's just coconuts."
"No, it's coconut sex."
"How do you think they do it?"
"Well, they've got those holes, right?"