CreepypastaxReader: 7 minutes of go screw yourselfYou awaken in some dark, musty pit that looks like what would happen if the cellar from The Conjuring had a baby with the cellar from the ending of the Blair Witch Project.More Like This
One of your friends is with you, and says "LIEK ZOMG!!! I KNOW SOME CREEPYPASTA MUNSTERS DAT LIV DOWN HERE!!!!" Since she's a fan of Justin Bieber, you ignore her. Then, a door on the other side opens, and out steps Snoop Dogg. He begins to talk.
"Yo, wuz crackalackin', biatch? Yo ass is smokin tha Creepypasta Bangin Lair playa! I be Snoop To Tha D-O-Double-Gizzle, n' I can summon yo' straight-up creepypasta monsta tha fuck into here biaaatch! Just tell me which one!"
You decide on a certain Creepypasta monster...
Then, Snoop Dogg turns into the titular apple, who is so rad that kids from the 80s are like "Shit, he's so rad that he's bad!" And no, he's not human, you dumbass.
The apple says "Where the hell am I? Why am I in this ugly cellar? I'm supposed to be in a good-looking cellar, or at least a de
Cry X Reader**Warning: This story includes a relationship between a 23 year old and a 17 year old. If the 6 year age difference offends you then I suggest closing the tab because I'm not changing the plot for you. If you're perfectly fine with this then please carry on reading and I hope you enjoy it!**More Like This
You sighed silently as you stood in line to get your friends some snacks. First they dragged you to watch a horrible romance movie and now they made you stand in line for what felt like an eternity. You sighed and began to question your taste in friends when you felt a tiny tug on your shirt. Turning around you looked around before looking down at a little girl, she had brown hair that was set in a loose braid and her green eyes were watching you with admiration as you sat down on your knees to be eye level with her
"Hey there squirt..." She giggled hearing the little stupid nickname and it caused you to smile as she started speaking in a quiet voice
"Hi...You look very pretty and I wanted to ask i
Night of the Saucers news update!So finally, I am able to share some official illustrations and the good news on a project that I’ve been working closely with the creative team of IMP HOUSE.More Like This
Their newest board game, Night of the Saucers will be invading soon on Kickstarter on October 2nd! Help us to get this project funded and any kind of support would be deeply appreciated!
Here’s the game synopsis:
The year is 1984. Your city is under siege. Grey alien soldiers are everywhere. Alien rule is immanent. It’s up to you and the teenage trouble making Task Force to save humanity. The Night of the Saucers is upon us, and Earth’s only hope just got out of detention.
Night of the Saucers is a collaborative game for 1 to 4 players, ages 8 and up. The average game lasts about an hour, but its not uncommon for a game to stretch towards the two hour zone. It all depends on
Transformers: We Came in WarTransformers: We Came in WarMore Like This
Setting: Sometime during the Bay films
Characters: Optimus Prime
We came to this planet because ours was gone.
The quest for power consumed our home. The need for domination destroyed us. Still we live, and yet there is a piece in each of us that has been decimated forever. We will never recover what we have lost.
I look down upon this planet, and I wonder why we try.
It is evident by now that we have lost the capacity for peace. War follows in our wake. We came to retrieve the AllSpark, which has long since been lost, and we are still here. All that came of attempting to revive our planet was the relocation of the war from our planet of death to this planet of life. There is so much life on this planet. All of it we have sworn to protect. This is the promise we have made to them. But the promise would not need to have been made if we had never co
Fanart Theft SandwichesAn analogy for all those slower people out there that don’t consider art theft to be wrong, specifically fan art theft.More Like This
Let’s say you’re making a peanut butter sandwich. You didn’t invent this sandwich and you don’t claim to, but you really love them, and you’re making one.
So you set your finished peanut butter sandwich on the table. You’re really proud of this sandwich; you worked hard on it, and you’re going to enjoy eating it. But first! You feel like showing some of your friends this awesome sandwich.
Now let’s say someone takes a look at your sandwich and says “Dang, i love peanut butter sandwiches and that looks like a good one!”
And then they take it.
They take your sandwich. Of course you’re going to be angry about this, it was your sandwich! Now maybe they turn to you and say “Oh, but you didn’t invent peanut butter sandwiches, so this sandwich doesn’t belong to y