Glad to be outThere's only about week left for our Spring Cleaning Contest (details here http://fav.me/d5zxa0d ). So get your submissions in!More Like This
In case you need some inspiration, let me list a few things I'm personally glad to be rid of after leaving Christianity:
Shitty Christian music.
Shitty Christian books.
The stares and disapproving glances at church.
The self righteous pissing contests over who can be the most “godly” (ie not masturbate the longest or who can quote the most scripture).
Constantly wasting time reading and memorizing the pointless rewritten retranslated words of ancient ignorant flat earthers as if it was the most important task in life (for said pissing contests).
Constantly praying, whether physically on my knees or having a one-way conversation with Big Brother in my head, despite never seeing prayer answered or understanding the purpose for it if god supposedly had
Abortion Poem DEBUNKED.So I've noticed that a very famous poem about abortion has recently gone "viral" on Deviantart....And it is the most medically inaccurate piece of "literature" I have ever seen. So, I decided to debunk it using facts I learnt during my two years of Child Development and three years of Biology.More Like This
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
WRONG. All the organs are present after the 12th week. Over 60% of them happen during the first nine weeks and overall above 88% of abortions happen during the first 12 weeks. And it is not eight inches, try the size of a poppy seed.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
One month old embryos DON'T have ears, arms or legs. They have a tail at that point for crying out loud! It has been scientifically proven that fetuses can not hear until past the 16th week gestation.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.
RIP SAM SIMONCo-creator of the SimpsonsMore Like This
"Dad, you killed zombie Flanders!"
"He was a zombie?"
That was Sam Simon, everyone.
The Mafia watches Shrek is love, Shrek is lifeIt was movie night at Fat Tony's compound and the Springfield mafia was deciding what to watch until Frankie picked out a certain movie that would not sit very well.More Like This
"Frankie picked out a movie for movie night it's one of the Shrek movies," said Legs.
"Even though it's a fucking kids movie, it has Eddie Murphy," said Fat Tony.
"Ah, what the hell let's watch it since I've watched it with Michael several times along with every other Disney and Dreamworks movie."
Later that night the mobsters were getting ready to watch the movie but little did they know that this was a prank by Frankie. This was his way of revenge after they had beat him up.
"Boss, what are we watching tonight?" Asked Louie.
"Since Frankie was too lazy to find adult movies for us to watch tonight we decided to watch a classic from a famous kids franchiese."
"Give us the name of the movie!"
"Shrek, to be exact we're watching Shrek is love, Shrek is life," said Fat Tony.
"WHOA, boss that isn't a real movie it's a trap!" Ex
Say NO to CISPA!Tell Congress that privacy is non-negotiable! Demand Progress link: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/veto_cispa/?akid=2062.1973783.ECfDVo&rd=1&t=2 RootsAction link: http://act.rootsaction.org/p/dia/action/public/?action_KEY=7583#More Like This
STUPID DIRECTIONERS ARE SO STOOOPID. LMAO. XDSeems like this generation is nothing but ignorant dumbasses. One of the many reasons why I can't stand the One Direction fanbase is because they are so deluded. No matter what, everything will literally be compared to One Direction. Okay, I will admit, I DO actually watch The X Factor (USA) and I am not ashamed to say that I am a big supporter of the contestants, Emblem3 (mainly because I like their style and organic originals - not the shit songs they are forced to sing on X Factor). When I found out that they had to sing "Forever Young" (Thanks A LOT, USA ), I got really annoyed mainly because I knew from the get-go that the comparisons will just NEVER end!!! Here is the real problem - The majority of the One Direction fanbase is made up of little 13-year-old tweenage fangirls and have no idea that One Direction actually COVERED this song. That's right! Many actually believe that One Direction owns it. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, YOU FUCK-WITS???? Let me justMore Like This
Dwell into Madness Chapt. 13~~~ Chapter 13 ~~~More Like This
I felt kind of stupid as I stumbled over my own two feet as I entered the training room. Class has technically been in session for about twenty minutes, but responsibility be damned.
All eyes turned to me and their idle chatter died down as I approached the group of teens. They all stood together in a heard and parted like the red sea as I scrambled into the room. The files I gathered yesterday were tucked under my arm and a backpack was slung over my shoulder. My shirt hung lazily over my shoulders revealing my bloodied bandages which probably didn’t sit too well with some of the weaker-stomached students. I was sure that I looked like an utter mess, but appearances be damned too!
I scanned the crowd and found the big three in the back, looking just as confused as the rest of the students. Throwing the papers and my pack to the dusted floor and trying to make myself look a tad more presentable, I rushed out, “Hey guys, sorry I’m late. But I g
Three WordsYou have taken your ice cold wordsMore Like This
and stabbed me in the heart again
with a sword poisoned with hate.
You have bled joy dry and choked out trust
and left misery and doubt to bloom.
With a smile and crossed fingers,
you made promises with arsenic in them
and told me that you cared.
But beneath the gold mask and honey words,
there is a black hole in the place of a heart.
All this vitriol and spite not for me, but a woman,
with ocean colored eyes and music in her voice,
who forced your own medicine down your throat.
I am her sin made flesh and blood,
the living mark of your disgrace,
and that is all you ever know me as.
You kill my heart over and over again
to eliminate the transgression she committed,
but I am still clinging to scraps of hope
and wishing on dying stars.
I asked God for three words from you,
that I will keep in my pocket and hold forever
if I could only hear you say them once:
"I love you."
Because we are bound
New Awakening Chapter 3The Awakening Chapter 3More Like This
Sketch: Will is his name.
I passed out in the middle of my speech. I probably scared some of the students but I guess my safety was their biggest concern. I wake up on a hospital bed, yet no one was with me. It wouldn't matter because all of my friends were and family in the mortal world were dead. They all died too young. The price I get for becoming immortal right? So even if I give birth to this healthy baby boy, I wouldn't be able to share this gift with them. I always told my mother I never wanted to get married or to even have children of my own. She was right. I married Flair and we got married and I became pregnant with our son.
"I wish you were here mom, so I can share this moment with you," I said mumbling to myself, "I wish dad and Alex were here." Tears began to form in my eyes and slowly slid on both sides of my cheeks. I miss them all. I would do anything to bring them back, but it's impossible even if I have so much power. The do
New Awakening 2Early AwakeningMore Like This
Sketch: It's coming!
I sit in my office and I lean back because the baby was kicking a lot that I needed to sit down.
"I would have been a better father than that red headed husband of yours," I looked above my head and it was Casta sitting on a vine. "After all, I was suppose to marry you."
"You were too late to propose to me Casta," I tried to look up but he jumped off the vine and landed on my desk, which made it easier for me to look into his eyes, "After all, you hurt me many times in the most brutal way. You don't deserve my love at all so how about you do us both a favor. Get out of my office immediately or else I will call my husband and force you to leave! I started hyperventilating. I became weak when I became pregnant so yelling makes me weak.
I fell on my knees and I look up at Casta. He gives me this smirk and vines grow behind me. The wrap around my body but not around the baby bump. He took the advantage while I am in this week state to
Early Awakening 1Early AwakeningMore Like This
Sketch: Fifty Years Later
I looked over the Pool of Healing, looking at my sleeping body where it lays lifelessly in the cell I once was imprisoned in. I used all of my powers to save this precious world but not just the mortal world, the Keeper world as well as other living beings known to man. This is why I am just a walking soul. I'm fifty years old now and I'm waiting to give birth to a healthy baby boy who will be the next Sketch Master after me.
"Akita." I looked behind me. It was Flair, the Fire Master and my first husband."
"Hello dear," I smiled at him as he walked towards me the pool, "Is it time to come up stairs and greet the new students?" He nodded and rubbed womb as he looked at my body in the pool. I run the School of Keepers in Trilax now. I've been running this school since Kiro disappeared.
"Have you come up with a name yet for our child?" I giggled.
"You should know I'm not good with names, hun . Remember when you asked
Dwell into Madness Chapt. 12~~~ Chapter 12 ~~~More Like This
My mind was in a haze; an angry haze. I was so out of it at the time that I don’t even remember how we got back to the base.
I stormed through the wooden door not even bothering to greet Cleo. I didn’t even wait for the other teens to see if they made it back with me. Hell, they could’ve still been in France and I wouldn’t even care. I just marched forward to the third floor with my mind set on one thing. However, what exactly I was doing was beyond me but my body seemed to know where it was going and what it was doing. It was odd; it was almost I was just going along for a ride I didn’t even wait in line for.
Usually I would weave my way through the thick crowds in the base, but instead I plowed through. If people didn’t move out of my way then they were run over. I would like to say that I at least felt bad about that, but I did laugh to myself when I saw their expression that read: shock, confusion, and irritation.
Would anyone want to start a group with me?Okay so, I was thinking about making yet another roleplay group, but because all of the ones I've started before have either died off or just never started, I'm looking for a few people to help me create/run a group.More Like This
The group would basically be a Hunger Games and Pokemon crossover (this sounds so stupid I'm sorry but just wait and listen it gets better) in which each tribute goes into the games with a single pokemon as their 'partner'. The pokemon would basically help them survive and make it through the games, and would sort of count as tributes (they could be killed and therefore eliminated, but their trainer would still remain in the games). Each district would have common pokemon types; for example, District 4 would have water types, District 12 would have rock types, ect.
We'd have a limited number of spots available during each games; while the group is open, members would be able to ask for a spot and would then receive a reply telling them which District their tribute and poke
ThomasNAME: ThomasMore Like This
OCCUPATION: Gabriel's Military
DESCRIPTION: He is a tall and fit individual, capable of fighting and weapon usage, but he does not have any sort of intellectual capability. Despite his soft spoken nature and child-like fascination with the confrontation, Thomas has proven himself to be a more than capable fighter and soldier, and will normally act on instinct when he feels that the security of his occupation is in jeopardy. Thomas' primary motivation seems to be gratification from his employers, rather than greed or morality, and will go to great lengths to please them. His relationship with his employers is always one of respect and loyalty, and will execute any command unflinchingly and without remorse. His attitude towards other angels seems to be out of respect or loyalty, due to his upbringing in an angel supremacist group, but it will be outweighed by an order from a superior. He really has no feelings. Kind of a psychopath like that.
New Ivy - Part 3Tracy gasped and clapped her hands on her mouth, her serpent tail sticking straight up behind her back. "No, he what?!"More Like This
"Yeah, he offered me a job," Elizabeth confirmed, also having a surprised expression on her face. "I couldn't believe it either."
"So what are you going to do?" she asked, leaning forward against the table. "Are you going to take it?"
"I don't know. It's a full time job. That means I have to leave New Ivy," she said in a hushed voice. Sure, they were the only ones in the break room at the moment, but she felt that anyone could hear their conversation. Tracy was the first person she told this too. She didn't want the news to spread around the hospital and cause a commotion, so she decided to keep this between a few people. "I'm not sure whether or not I should take it or not."
"What are you talking about?" Elizabeth and Tracy seemed to jump as their boss opened the door to the break room. "Of course you’re taking the job!"
Tagged AGAIN!Tagged by :icontheepicizumikonata:More Like This
What do you have:
 Step Sister
 Step Brother
 Brother In Law
 Sister In Law
 Half sister
 Half brother
[x] Mobile phone
 Own bathroom
[x] Own room
 Have/had a swimming pool
 Have/had a hot tub
 Guest room
[x] Living Room
[x] Own computer
 Own TV
[x] Flat TV
 There is some big carpet at your house
Total so far: 7
 Full size/Queen bed
 More than 8 pairs of shoes
[x] MP3 Player/iPod
 Nintendo DS or PSP
[x] Xbox/Xbox 360
[x] Your Own Laptop
Total so far: 7
 Basketball net/hoop
 Air hockey table
 Pool table
 Ping pong table
 Football table
 Sports gear
Total so far: 7
 Night stand
 Stereo in bedroom
 Surround system
 DVD player in bedroom/portable
Total so far: 7
[/] Go shopp
Why Over Two Rainbows really pissed me offIn case you missed itMore Like This
Hey, I warned you guys that this would be the angriest that I've been, if not ever, at least since Chicken Little. And why is that? I mean, I mean it doesn't do anything that Family Guy would do (give a baby herpes, play with the emotions for a ratings trap, tell abuse victims that they should stay in abusive relationships for the abuser's benefit, etc). Let's start with the fact that this was exceptionally hard to watch in its own right, even for me. I mean the character models are so off that it gives you constant cringe. I mean, this was a whole review where I had a hard time even looking at the screen. The whole time (unlike Ren Seeks Help, which at least had some dull and breather moments. Ren Seeks Help is still worse though).
I won't lie, a lot of anger probably came from reviewing the laziest animation ever made, while working on my own. They didn't try in any area. I'm not even going to bring up the story. But for the animation, I have to wond
Because I Like Doing QuizzesStolen from XxVictoryVenomxXMore Like This
[x] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ] I cut my wrists so I MUST be emo.
[x] I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. (Haha, say that again.)
[ ] I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ] I'm BRITISH so I MUST drink tea.
[ ] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ] I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
[ ] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ] I'm GAY/ BI, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN/BI, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (I honestly don't know what my sexuality is anymore)
[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (As Chris Crocker once said, "the bigger the bitch, the better.")
[x] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (You have no idea how much this stereotype pisses me off)
[ ] I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x] I'm RELIGIOUS, so
Tent Trouble: reviewSo yeah, I finally watched "Tent Trouble".More Like This
No, I didn't like it. *waiting for people getting mad at me*
Really, I thought this episode was cliché. Come on, it's ALWAYS the SAME plot. I'm kind of sick of the Mordecai and Rigby episodes that are ONLY about them destroying something and try fixing it and/or trying to get money to buy the same thing.
Sure, it wasn't THAAAAT bad, as I expected it would be, but I still think this episode was boring and cliché.
Sorry for saying this, writers, but.. can't you create different plots? Please? :/
I give this episode a 4.5/10.
( NO FLAMING AND/OR TROLLING HERE. If you don't agree with my opinion, it's totally fine. )
Talk about hypocrisyhttp://fav.me/d7puh7kMore Like This
"Omorashi shouldn't be allowed, but I'm still writing about it."
She even proved in her journal that she is a hypocrite. A MASSIVE one.
Just finished the interview for the RS Podcast~!And wow- it was lots of fun~! We spoke of many things RS and Benson-related and it was so much fun to be back on b/c it's been awhile~! *haha. Thanks to everyone who sent in questions and again- double thanks to :iconwregular: for inviting me back on the show~! *hahaMore Like This
If you guys wanna listen to it for yourselves, here's a quick link to the audio post on Tumblr~!
Hope you guys enjoy~! And TGIF everyone~!!! Yyyyeaaaahhhyuuuuh~!!!!
No more censor!So yeah, I watched The Return of Mordecai and The Rigbys. Remember that Rigleen part in the episode?More Like This
Well, Cartoon Network censored it.
Honestly, I'm really sick of latin Cartoon Network censoring Regular Show. If you live in Latin America, you will understand how do I feel. -_- In United States, they don't censor Regular Show, but in Latin America, they DO censor. Okay, let me say something: REGULAR SHOW IS NOT FOR KIDS! It's clear that it's for people that are 10 and OLDER. Look, I know there are actually children that watch Regular Show, but censoring scenes that aren't even STRONG is really stupid! Also, not ALL of the RS fans are KIDS.
Cartoon Network censors scenes that aren't even strong for kids, like that Rigleen scene of The Return of Mordecai and the Rigbys. Seriously, that scene wasn't THAT strong. Well, I know some scenes really aren't for kids, but can you explain me WHY the United States DON'T censor Regular Show? It feels like CN