Glad to be outThere's only about week left for our Spring Cleaning Contest (details here http://fav.me/d5zxa0d ). So get your submissions in!More Like This
In case you need some inspiration, let me list a few things I'm personally glad to be rid of after leaving Christianity:
Shitty Christian music.
Shitty Christian books.
The stares and disapproving glances at church.
The self righteous pissing contests over who can be the most “godly” (ie not masturbate the longest or who can quote the most scripture).
Constantly wasting time reading and memorizing the pointless rewritten retranslated words of ancient ignorant flat earthers as if it was the most important task in life (for said pissing contests).
Constantly praying, whether physically on my knees or having a one-way conversation with Big Brother in my head, despite never seeing prayer answered or understanding the purpose for it if god supposedly had
Abortion Poem DEBUNKED.So I've noticed that a very famous poem about abortion has recently gone "viral" on Deviantart....And it is the most medically inaccurate piece of "literature" I have ever seen. So, I decided to debunk it using facts I learnt during my two years of Child Development and three years of Biology.More Like This
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
WRONG. All the organs are present after the 12th week. Over 60% of them happen during the first nine weeks and overall above 88% of abortions happen during the first 12 weeks. And it is not eight inches, try the size of a poppy seed.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
One month old embryos DON'T have ears, arms or legs. They have a tail at that point for crying out loud! It has been scientifically proven that fetuses can not hear until past the 16th week gestation.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.
Say NO to CISPA!Tell Congress that privacy is non-negotiable! Demand Progress link: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/veto_cispa/?akid=2062.1973783.ECfDVo&rd=1&t=2 RootsAction link: http://act.rootsaction.org/p/dia/action/public/?action_KEY=7583#More Like This
STUPID DIRECTIONERS ARE SO STOOOPID. LMAO. XDSeems like this generation is nothing but ignorant dumbasses. One of the many reasons why I can't stand the One Direction fanbase is because they are so deluded. No matter what, everything will literally be compared to One Direction. Okay, I will admit, I DO actually watch The X Factor (USA) and I am not ashamed to say that I am a big supporter of the contestants, Emblem3 (mainly because I like their style and organic originals - not the shit songs they are forced to sing on X Factor). When I found out that they had to sing "Forever Young" (Thanks A LOT, USA ), I got really annoyed mainly because I knew from the get-go that the comparisons will just NEVER end!!! Here is the real problem - The majority of the One Direction fanbase is made up of little 13-year-old tweenage fangirls and have no idea that One Direction actually COVERED this song. That's right! Many actually believe that One Direction owns it. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, YOU FUCK-WITS???? Let me justMore Like This
It's 6:00 AM. Karkat x ReaderIt's two o'clock in the goddamn morning, and the bar is oddly quiet. The douche nozzles that came there as regular customers had all stumbled out an hour before, hanging onto the shoulders of their friends as if they were a fucking lifeline. That left you standing behind the bar, alone. And normally you would be happy about that. Before, the peace and quiet would be a welcome relief, your ears sorely needing it after six hours of listening to the obnoxious laughter and slurred words of drunken idiots as they attempted to flirt with each other. Tonight, though, you would gladly listen to whatever bullshit pick-up line or shitty joke they had to offer. You wouldn't even grumble about cleaning up after some shit-sponge who had had one too many.More Like This
Anything... anything was welcome but this quiet, this eerie stillness that threatened to drive you bat shit up the fucking belfry. As if the ache in your heart wasn't doing a good enough job of that already.
"Fuck my lif
Beloved Master: Chapter FiveJinxx smoothed down his clothes and examined himself in a mirror. Dressed in slim, fitting black trousers and a deep blue shirt, his hair neatly brushed, he had to admit, he did look rather nice. It was strange, he'd never thought in such a way about himself before. He took another look in the mirror. He looked so different, and it wasn't just the clothes. He looked healthy. His skin was a more healthy shade, and he didn't have dark circles under his eyes anymore. He had to touch the mirror, just to make sure he wasn't dreaming.More Like This
But it wasn't a dream. If it was, he never wanted to wake up. The last two weeks had been life-changing, to say the least. Ollie, his tormentor of so many years, was dead. His killer was Jinxx's new master, and instead of continued torture and pain, there was tenderness. Kindness. Andy was nothing like Ollie. His touch was warm, comforting, sometimes it was more than Jinxx could
Spelling Bee Troubles (Karkat X Reader)More Like This
"Do you realise how incredibly stupid and time consuming this is?" Karkat growled, slit eyes formed into a glare. "You're the best speller I know. You don't need any studying, (Name)."
You shook your head. "Nope, that's not how this works!"
Karkat raised an eyebrow. "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Many things, Karkat, but that's not the point!" you snapped, your eye twitching somewhat. "Do you have any idea what will happen if I lose!?"
Karkat looked to the left, then back at you with a strange look. "Uh... No?"
You jumped off your couch and grabbed Karkat by the collar of his plush black sweater. "I WILL BE AN INSULT TO GRAMMAR NAZIS EVERYWHERE!"
His face beet red, he gently shoved you off and looked back down at the words you had to spell. You had a spelling bee tomorrow and you were completely paranoid about it. Some words were simple, but others you didn't even know existed. But, since Karkat was really the only person you knew who had perfect grammar like yourself, you asked h
Drowning In A Bright Red SeaI never wokeMore Like This
Because I never dreamed.
I’m drowning in
A bright red sea.
Castles of gold
Towers of light
I’m sleeping there
Just out of sight.
The Green Sun shines
Hopeful and bright
But I’m held tight
Deep in the night.
Terrors sing their songs to me
Clawing, choking, killing me.
If I wake they’ll let me go
Let me go…
All my fore-father wanted
Was to hold the hands of
The nobles and neighbors
To earn their favor
To usher a new age
To calm the status rage
To hang a blank canvas
And paint it in a love-struck daze.
The others saw through
A fuschia kaliesdiscope.
They saw him as a monster
A threat to the trident’s might.
The empress let him fight
Until she started to feel his bite.
One night, he lay there
Open eyes with a blank stare
Because he was no longer where
All the trolls who knew him were.
His family cried
For the death from his pride
But thanks to their descendants
His will has survived
And it lives in me.
Too long has the cru
PoliceForcestuck: Dark Days Pt. 2Karkat meets his partner against crime in front of a car that barely passes safe-for-road regulations. “So this is Vriska’s car?” he asks.More Like This
“Yup,” Jade confirms, “she’s not planning on going anywhere so she lent it to us. Don’t
worry, it will get us there. It doesn’t look like much, but it . .” Jade quickly wipes away
something falling from her eye.
Karkat notices, “Is everything okay?”
She nods her head and takes a deep breath, ‘Yeah. Come on, we need to get there before it
gets too late. The chief is expecting us!”
The officers have their luggage stuffed into the car and pull out onto the highway.
Jade has the first shift, “I figured an hour’s drive each would be good? We both can’t get
“For a four hour drive that’s good,” Karkat agrees. “In the meantime we should prepare.”
“Nervous?” Jade quips. “Good. We should be. I m
Dreamer Ch. 2 (rewrite)The DreamerMore Like This
Might as well write newbie on my forehead.
My eyes shrank as I continued to stare down at the kindergartener. My friend was gone, oh my god. She didn't hide her or made her walk away but she just made her literally disappear into thin air.
My legs began to tremble as she reached over to me.
"Come now, I don't have all day." She said as she reached.
"No get away!" I screamed in terror running to the doors. I needed to get help. With a swift push on the handles the door swung open leading out to the hallway.
"I just need to get to the office and- Umph!" I crashed down onto the floor scattering my belongings all over the place.
My head was spinning in circles as looked up I seeing the boy from the bus stop this morning.
“I'm sorry,” I mumbled down at the floor and grabbed my scattered belongings.
Just as I got back up he stood right in front of me and grabbed my arm.
"Dude let me go," I said as I tried to keep calm. I looked
Belonging- Chapter FiveShe was trembling so hard she caused the whole bed to shake. The girl who laid next to me was young, probably about my age, maybe sixteen or so. Her wide eyes glanced around the room frantically, trying to make sense of what was going on, of what she had found herself in. Her thin, tanned body lay on the edge of the bed, as far away from me as possible. Her hands and feet were bound, keeping her from moving, from fighting. Her long, blond hair had been sloppily put into a pony tail on the back of her head, revealing her soft, slender neck to me.More Like This
"Tar," Ember's voice was firm as he spoke, flicking the ashes of his cigarette into an ash tray, "just cypher it from her. He's new. This is too much for him."
"Please. Please let me go," the girl whispered to me. My dry mouth instantly began to water as the pounding of her heartbeat sounded in my head. "Please. I didn't do anything to anyone."
"He needs to know what he is now. I'm his Sire. This is the best way." Tarkin responded firmly. He be
The Keeper of the Dragons Chp 17The Keeper of the DragonsMore Like This
An Explosion That No One Wanted
“A Creperum?” I gasped, keeping my eyes glued to the black beads on the ground like they were giant spiders just waiting to bite, “I-I thought that they couldn’t get into the school!”
“They can’t…” Shadow muttered darkly, wiping off one of those black beads off his shirt, “It’s that Creperum spy. They must have let in a Creperum to cause chaos.”
“But why? Why would they?” Mist asked, stepping away from my side and towards Shadow, but the look that Shadow gave her, that warning look for her not to push it, made Mist frown and shut her mouth in silence.
Shadow turned his head to Warrior, “Go get a Light Muneris to clean this up then go tell the Muneris in the Hall of Elements that the Mastering Ceremony is going to be delayed for a bit. I’m going to talk to Christina about this.” Without another word, Shadow turned tow
my friends have always been the best of me.and darling, you have alwaysMore Like This
been the very best, worth
so much more
than your demons give you
credit for ;
and I made a promise to myself
when we decided we were
brave enough to be bigger
than we thought we deserved,
I called up the Styx and I swore
to always make sure
you never had to be afraid
you'd be alone, make sure
you always had laughter
and arms you could call home,
you could always feel
beautiful in your own skin,
and hurricanes in between your
with every inch of me
I've got to give you,
especially on this last day
of the first days
of you and I being "grown-ups" -
and if it means I have spent
my last moments
in this year of hopes
and of heartaches,
weaving words for you,
making good art for you,
then I have spent these moments
My top 10 worst Regular Show episodes.While I'm doing the page 7 of my Regular Show comic,I decided to say which episodes I dislike.More Like This
I RESPECT EVERYONE'S OPINION.But please,respect mine.
#10: Do or Diaper
All I can say about this episode is...BORING! And I felt bad for Margaret there.She thought Mordecai was having fun with her, but he was just hanging out with her because of a bet.Well,the only thing I like in this episode is when Margaret trolled Mordecai.
#9: Starter Pack
This episode is just about Thomas getting tortured by Muscle Man's pranks.Nothing else.For me,this episode is boring and cold hearted.
#8: Trash Boat
Honestly,I feel like I'm the only one here who hates this episode.Why do I hate "Trash Boat"?
Well, this episode is cold hearted.It's just about EVERYONE being assholes with Rigby,ONLY because of his new name.Mordecai was being a bully with his OWN best friend. -_-
#7: Muscle Mentor
Yeah,ANOTHER Rigby Torture episode. -_- I didn't like Benson in this episode.He WANTED to fire Rigby.
#6: The B
Hollywood doesn't care about animationhttp://www.cartoonbrew.com/award-season-focus/definitive-proof-that-academy-voters-are-ignorant-about-animation-96680.htmlMore Like This
Sons of bitches. No wonder Frozen had such an easy win. A couple of the voters didn't care. One bastard even admitted that he thought all animated movies were for six year olds.
Remember what Disney said? That he didn't just make movies for kids, but for adults, too? Those absent minded, asinine little brats turned a blind eye to that statement all because of that stupid 1980s mindset.
I got three words for you, gentlemen.
Fetish meme((I wasn't tagged, so I just 'borrowed' it lol.More Like This
I'm gonna be 100% honest here. Keep in mind that some things just go for what I like watching and not what I actually do or want to do tho.))
means you resent the fetish.
means you hate the fetish.
means you dislike the fetish.
means you don't care or don't know about the fetish.
means you like the fetish.
means you love the fetish.
means you are obsessed with the fetish.
means that it depends on the severity of the fetish.
SAVE REGULAR SHOW AT THE A.V CLUB!!Okay Regular Show fans, I'll first explain what this is about:More Like This
The A.V club is a place where critics give their reviews on show's episodes and so on.
It's really fun to read, but Regular Show is now in a state where the review-giving can get cancelled!
What can I do?
TO PREVENT that from happening, all you need to do is visit http://www.avclub.com/tv/regular-show/
And maybe read some of the reviews yourself! Click on an episode title, and then you'll see writing, thoughts from a professional's point of view.
You also have the ability to rate, or leave your own review/simple comment down below!
IF WE LET THE IT DIE THERE, IT'S THE SAME AS IF WE LET THE SHOW ITSELF DIE! (...ghm.)
...We CAN PREVENT anything! OR at least give it more time! EXPEND IT!
WE ARE THE FANS!
AND WE HAVE 'THE POWER'!!!
wow, what an episode...i finished watching Betty and wow, Simon turned back into the Ice King. i thought this was gonna be the saddest episode of AT ever. i really thought Simon was gonna die. it felt like the episode was rushed. there wasn't that much emotion in it either. it kinda made me disappointed.More Like This
Disney Channel, wtf are you doing???for those who haven't heard this, Disney freakin' Channel is moving two popular animated shows to Disney XD!! they are Wander Over Yonder and Gravity Falls!!! even worse, they're doing it in Spring!! JFC Disney Channel, wtf is wrong with you?? they barely have cartoons in their channel, but all they have is shitty teen sitcoms!! i was wondering why Wander Over Yonder is still on hiatus. this really pissed me off when i heard about this! what if fans of these shows don't freakin' have Disney XD?? this is PURE BULLSHIT!!! sorry for raging in this journal. that would be like Nickelodeon moving their cartoons to Nicktoons, which i doubt would happen. if Disney Channel ever moves another cartoon to Disney XD, i will blow a fuse! i'm dead serious...More Like This
just finished watching Breadwinnersgood lord, it was WAY worse than Sanjay and Craig. the animation is very ugly and cheap. the main characters were so annoying. the photograph cut-outs were just pure laziness! Uncle Grandpa can do better than this shitty excuse of a cartoon! it was a freaking eyesore to look at. Jesus Christ Nickelodeon, why don't you make better cartoons than this piece of crap! at least Cartoon Network has a bit of decent cartoons on there, but really Nickelodeon?? never will i ever watch this cartoon ever again... it was nothing but fart/butt jokes.More Like This
Good News and Bad NewsBad news: I watched "Breadwinners," and here's a brief sentence about what I think of it:More Like This
*It was a lazy idea from the start, and the plot would be better if it was an App game instead of a TV series.
Good news: I got a new tower & printer/scanner! So there's going to be some pictures from me!