Glad to be outThere's only about week left for our Spring Cleaning Contest (details here http://fav.me/d5zxa0d ). So get your submissions in!More Like This
In case you need some inspiration, let me list a few things I'm personally glad to be rid of after leaving Christianity:
Shitty Christian music.
Shitty Christian books.
The stares and disapproving glances at church.
The self righteous pissing contests over who can be the most “godly” (ie not masturbate the longest or who can quote the most scripture).
Constantly wasting time reading and memorizing the pointless rewritten retranslated words of ancient ignorant flat earthers as if it was the most important task in life (for said pissing contests).
Constantly praying, whether physically on my knees or having a one-way conversation with Big Brother in my head, despite never seeing prayer answered or understanding the purpose for it if god supposedly had
Abortion Poem DEBUNKED.So I've noticed that a very famous poem about abortion has recently gone "viral" on Deviantart....And it is the most medically inaccurate piece of "literature" I have ever seen. So, I decided to debunk it using facts I learnt during my two years of Child Development and three years of Biology.More Like This
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
WRONG. All the organs are present after the 12th week. Over 60% of them happen during the first nine weeks and overall above 88% of abortions happen during the first 12 weeks. And it is not eight inches, try the size of a poppy seed.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
One month old embryos DON'T have ears, arms or legs. They have a tail at that point for crying out loud! It has been scientifically proven that fetuses can not hear until past the 16th week gestation.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.
RIP SAM SIMONCo-creator of the SimpsonsMore Like This
"Dad, you killed zombie Flanders!"
"He was a zombie?"
That was Sam Simon, everyone.
The Mafia watches Shrek is love, Shrek is lifeIt was movie night at Fat Tony's compound and the Springfield mafia was deciding what to watch until Frankie picked out a certain movie that would not sit very well.More Like This
"Frankie picked out a movie for movie night it's one of the Shrek movies," said Legs.
"Even though it's a fucking kids movie, it has Eddie Murphy," said Fat Tony.
"Ah, what the hell let's watch it since I've watched it with Michael several times along with every other Disney and Dreamworks movie."
Later that night the mobsters were getting ready to watch the movie but little did they know that this was a prank by Frankie. This was his way of revenge after they had beat him up.
"Boss, what are we watching tonight?" Asked Louie.
"Since Frankie was too lazy to find adult movies for us to watch tonight we decided to watch a classic from a famous kids franchiese."
"Give us the name of the movie!"
"Shrek, to be exact we're watching Shrek is love, Shrek is life," said Fat Tony.
"WHOA, boss that isn't a real movie it's a trap!" Ex
Camera Obesa - Ch. 6+7Randy rubbed his eyes and looked again. The face that looked back was his own...with about 100 pounds added on. Shocked awake, Randy let out a scream. “Wh-what the hell is going on?!” he yelled. Looking down, the source of the rip became clear - Randy’s boxer briefs had split down the middle. Frowning, Randy felt the thick round circle of flesh that used to be his flat stomach. It felt hot and fuzzy to the touch, like Jell-O. Turning to the side with dread, Randy saw that another tear had run down the middle of his bulging butt. His face looked like it had been rounded out, with two new fatty chins welded on. By this time, Gil had heard Randys yell and came clamouring into his room, clad only in a pair of skivies. His disheveled hair fell over his scared expression. “Rando! Are you okay?” Randy turned himself to face Gil, his now bulging belly on full display. Gil’s jaw dropped at the sight of Randy’s body. Already furious, Randy felt the fat oMore Like This
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“No! DON’T!!” Before Randy could stop him, Kent took his picture. With a small shake, the camera spit out a small polaroid, which Kent pulled out nervously. Randy, starting to sweat a little, walked to Kent’s side, resisting the urge to strangle him right then and there. They stood silently, watching as the picture began to take form. They could see a patch of Randy’s blonde hair, his watery blue eyes, long nose. But as the photo became more and more clear, Randy’s eyes grew wider and wider, until finally he let out a tiny scream. “What is this?!” he exclaimed.
The person in the photograph was definitely Randy - a super-sized Randy. His body taking up the entire frame, Randy’s flat stomach was now a giant blubbering belly, draping over the seat of his now torn pants. It fell so low it was almost down to his ankles, pink and fleshy. His flesh was covered with faded marks from gaining weight rapidly. His skin had b
Camera Obesa - Ch. 1-3Randy Newport was a pretty normal guy. A senior at Franklin University and member of the baseball team, he was generally well-liked by his colleagues and spent a good amount of his time studying and hanging out with friends. Ever since he was a kid, Randy’s been lanky and tall. Even after he got to college and had all the freedom in the world, he remained svelt. As all of his friends slowly put on weight, he stayed tall and lean. In fact, the idea of getting fat was Randy’s biggest fear.More Like This
Which just makes what happened to him all the more tragic.
“C’mon man, just do it. Just dash in real quick and get outta there!”
It was a sunny day in August, and the baseball team was crowded around Randy, whose face was flustered and sweaty. “Guys...I really don’t think this is a good idea...” Randy muttered. Gregory, the team captain, scoffed. “All of us hafta do it, Dandy. It’s not a big deal, so stop being a pussy and get in there.
The Morning Jog (Pt.1 of 2)The smooth light of early morning filled the bedroom as Xavier inched his way around the tiny confines of the area - something he’d gotten rather good at by now - trying hard not to make a sound. The sun was still only a sliver on the horizon, bleaching the landscape a hazy pink that shifted in and out of shadow as lazy clouds grazed overhead. If it weren’t for the loud but gentle rumble of Xavier’s breathing, only the occasional bird chirp disturbed the silence.More Like This
He’d been sure not to cause too much rippling of the bed when he got up, which was now a bit easier thanks to investment in a memory foam mattress that could retain his substantial outline without leaving a pit for Ilene to tumble into. As he pulled his running shorts on in the bathroom he heard her sigh happily in her sleep, a sure sign she was dreaming. Even when he had just moved in and they were still struggling to pretend a twin was enough room for the both of them, Ilene always feel asleep within
Guardians of Chicago Chp 2Guardians of ChicagoMore Like This
It Is a Small World
I knew I wasn’t crazy. Even with a different haircut and a less angry face, I could tell it was him. It was Shadow, and even he didn’t deny it. An uncontrollable smile grew on my face as I saw a grin just as big grow on his. It probably drew some attention but I didn’t really care. I laughed with delight as we came together for a hug and not even the nasty heat and his drum harness could stop that.
“What are you doing here?!” I squeaked, “W-Why are you here?! In my school! In marching band! Playing the freaking quads!”
“What am I doing here? What are you doing here?!” he asked back, that huge smile never leaving his face. “This is my high school, has been for at least a year now.”
“Oh my gosh,” I sighed
Dwell into Madness Chapt. 16~~~ Chapter 16 ~~~More Like This
A throbbing pain in the back of my head wouldn’t go away, no matter how much I willed it to do so. However, that wasn’t my biggest concern. My shoulder and thigh were on fire. From what I could gather – what with my brain still a bit scattered and foggy – the bullet wounds had at least been wrapped, but that’s all I could tell on that topic.
My eyes fluttered open, just a crack, to see my legs tied together at the ankles with vines. I shifted my hands that were behind my back, also tied with the foliage by my wrists. Subconsciously, I slowly twitched all my fingers and toes individually; they were all still there. I tilted my head this way and that; my neck seemed to feel fine but the headache didn’t subside. I flexed the muscles in my body; besides my bullet wounds, everything felt fine.
I took deep breaths and kept my head down, acting as if I was still unconscious. I widened my eyes a fraction to try to see where I was
Dwell into Madness Chapt. 15~~~ Chapter 15 ~~~More Like This
Expect the Unexpected
Our fit of laughter hasn’t ceased since the incident, as we all decided to call it. We pulled into a parking lot to a motel, still giggling over the events. I offered to get out room key while they got a chance to stretch their legs. I walked over to the front desk and asked for a room. I was more than pleased when I wasn’t given any trouble, unlike the car dealership.
As I entered the room, with the three on my tail, it was a standard two-bed motel room, which was fine with all of us. The sun was nearly down and we could all use some sleep after today’s crazy events.
We all thought we were going to be either eaten or killed by a car crash of sorts, then. But before the Fugl-Drage could lay another feather on the car, it rammed its face into a lamp post. No one moved in fear of the creature returning with a vengeance, but it never came back. Psylance was the first to break that nervous tension with a mumbled, “I would be
Guardians of Chicago Chp 1Guardians of ChicagoMore Like This
You’re Not Normal
“Do you need anything else?” my mom asked as she pushed the red shopping cart through the crowded aisle.
I looked down at my list of supplies and shook my head. “Nah, I don’t think so.”
“I need some graph paper,” Jaillie chimed in as she skimmed through her checklist while simultaneously looking over all of the items in our shopping cart. With a nod, the three of us weaved through the crowd of shoppers towards the graphing paper.
It’s been two weeks since we left Calvatrace, which means in another week school will start for us. I’ve been full of anxiety – both good and bad – about going to High School, even before I knew I was a Muneris. A year later – in a matter of speaking of course – I’m finally becoming a freshman and it’s making
Betrayals and Lies -Part 4.5-She had seen everything ... and she wasn't pleased about it.More Like This
He was just a common demon, another lost soul damned to Hell. Still ... he was different. Irreplaceable.
She couldn't have him die yet. She wasn't finished with him. If the gods thought this was bad ... they had yet to see what she had up her sleeve.
They had no idea what they were in for.
She threw back her head and let out a shriek.
Somewhere far away, in the English countryside, the death god heard Serefina's cry ...
Betrayals and Lies -Part 4-"I'm sorry to ruin your plans ...but you've tried to interfere in mine ..."More Like This
Shade La Croix hit the ground, and this time, he couldn't get up again. The demon spat out a large glob of blood and groaned in pain. He hadn't felt his horrible in a while, and that was saying something because he felt like all the bones in his body had been smashed.
He tried to lift himself up but a pressure on his neck stopped him. He looked up to see his opponent, Hades, standing over him with one foot pressed against his neck. Shade glared up at him and growled, feeling the hatred pulse throughout him. Hades returned his glare with what appeared to be a mixture of annoyance and pity. The hatred flared up.
"Fuck you," Shade hissed, clenching his fists. His body was nearly trembling with rage. "I hate you - I hate all of them. I hate them! I'll have them all killed!"
And he really meant it. All those people - his mother, his
Say NO to CISPA!Tell Congress that privacy is non-negotiable! Demand Progress link: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/veto_cispa/?akid=2062.1973783.ECfDVo&rd=1&t=2 RootsAction link: http://act.rootsaction.org/p/dia/action/public/?action_KEY=7583#More Like This
STUPID DIRECTIONERS ARE SO STOOOPID. LMAO. XDSeems like this generation is nothing but ignorant dumbasses. One of the many reasons why I can't stand the One Direction fanbase is because they are so deluded. No matter what, everything will literally be compared to One Direction. Okay, I will admit, I DO actually watch The X Factor (USA) and I am not ashamed to say that I am a big supporter of the contestants, Emblem3 (mainly because I like their style and organic originals - not the shit songs they are forced to sing on X Factor). When I found out that they had to sing "Forever Young" (Thanks A LOT, USA ), I got really annoyed mainly because I knew from the get-go that the comparisons will just NEVER end!!! Here is the real problem - The majority of the One Direction fanbase is made up of little 13-year-old tweenage fangirls and have no idea that One Direction actually COVERED this song. That's right! Many actually believe that One Direction owns it. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, YOU FUCK-WITS???? Let me justMore Like This
Tagged AGAIN!Tagged by :icontheepicizumikonata:More Like This
What do you have:
 Step Sister
 Step Brother
 Brother In Law
 Sister In Law
 Half sister
 Half brother
[x] Mobile phone
 Own bathroom
[x] Own room
 Have/had a swimming pool
 Have/had a hot tub
 Guest room
[x] Living Room
[x] Own computer
 Own TV
[x] Flat TV
 There is some big carpet at your house
Total so far: 7
 Full size/Queen bed
 More than 8 pairs of shoes
[x] MP3 Player/iPod
 Nintendo DS or PSP
[x] Xbox/Xbox 360
[x] Your Own Laptop
Total so far: 7
 Basketball net/hoop
 Air hockey table
 Pool table
 Ping pong table
 Football table
 Sports gear
Total so far: 7
 Night stand
 Stereo in bedroom
 Surround system
 DVD player in bedroom/portable
Total so far: 7
[/] Go shopp
Why Over Two Rainbows really pissed me offIn case you missed itMore Like This
Hey, I warned you guys that this would be the angriest that I've been, if not ever, at least since Chicken Little. And why is that? I mean, I mean it doesn't do anything that Family Guy would do (give a baby herpes, play with the emotions for a ratings trap, tell abuse victims that they should stay in abusive relationships for the abuser's benefit, etc). Let's start with the fact that this was exceptionally hard to watch in its own right, even for me. I mean the character models are so off that it gives you constant cringe. I mean, this was a whole review where I had a hard time even looking at the screen. The whole time (unlike Ren Seeks Help, which at least had some dull and breather moments. Ren Seeks Help is still worse though).
I won't lie, a lot of anger probably came from reviewing the laziest animation ever made, while working on my own. They didn't try in any area. I'm not even going to bring up the story. But for the animation, I have to wond
Because I Like Doing QuizzesStolen from XxVictoryVenomxXMore Like This
[x] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ] I cut my wrists so I MUST be emo.
[x] I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. (Haha, say that again.)
[ ] I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ] I'm BRITISH so I MUST drink tea.
[ ] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ] I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
[ ] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ] I'm GAY/ BI, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN/BI, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (I honestly don't know what my sexuality is anymore)
[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (As Chris Crocker once said, "the bigger the bitch, the better.")
[x] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (You have no idea how much this stereotype pisses me off)
[ ] I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x] I'm RELIGIOUS, so
More gear grinding...You know what grinds me gears even more than cartoon conspiracies? YouTubers who fool people with fake video icons. A majority of these are for full-movie uploads that turn out are just videos for links to another sight where you have to pay and/or sign up to watch the designated movie. Those of us who have been on YouTube long enough to know better aren't easily fooled, but anyone who's new to YouTube will be understandably pissed off. And what makes this worse is that there's tons of these videos!More Like This
And that's what grinds my gears. Back to you, Tom
My opinion on the new CN pilotsRidin' With Burgess - I think it has tons of potential, but with that being said, I do think it has a few minor problems: there was one side character that only made sounds instead of speaking, I was annoyed when Burgess's boss said that Burgess was bound to slip up, and a couple of the characters could've be more engaging. With the positives, I think it does outweigh the negatives: Lupito (I think that's his name) was a good antagonist, the plot of the show has tons of potential, the characters were diverse, I think the 11 minutes was utilized pretty well, and Burgess isn't too bad imo (regardless of his accent).More Like This
Back to Backspace - I really liked this pilot, but there's a few things that bothered me: the middle of it felt dragged on, the green monkey (I don't remember his name) somewhat annoyed me, and part of the plot was hard for me to follow. With the positives, I liked the following about it: the scene where they guy fired his employee was pretty hilarious imo (especially when th