Glad to be outThere's only about week left for our Spring Cleaning Contest (details here http://fav.me/d5zxa0d ). So get your submissions in!More Like This
In case you need some inspiration, let me list a few things I'm personally glad to be rid of after leaving Christianity:
Shitty Christian music.
Shitty Christian books.
The stares and disapproving glances at church.
The self righteous pissing contests over who can be the most “godly” (ie not masturbate the longest or who can quote the most scripture).
Constantly wasting time reading and memorizing the pointless rewritten retranslated words of ancient ignorant flat earthers as if it was the most important task in life (for said pissing contests).
Constantly praying, whether physically on my knees or having a one-way conversation with Big Brother in my head, despite never seeing prayer answered or understanding the purpose for it if god supposedly had
Abortion Poem DEBUNKED.So I've noticed that a very famous poem about abortion has recently gone "viral" on Deviantart....And it is the most medically inaccurate piece of "literature" I have ever seen. So, I decided to debunk it using facts I learnt during my two years of Child Development and three years of Biology.More Like This
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
WRONG. All the organs are present after the 12th week. Over 60% of them happen during the first nine weeks and overall above 88% of abortions happen during the first 12 weeks. And it is not eight inches, try the size of a poppy seed.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
One month old embryos DON'T have ears, arms or legs. They have a tail at that point for crying out loud! It has been scientifically proven that fetuses can not hear until past the 16th week gestation.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.
Say NO to CISPA!Tell Congress that privacy is non-negotiable! Demand Progress link: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/veto_cispa/?akid=2062.1973783.ECfDVo&rd=1&t=2 RootsAction link: http://act.rootsaction.org/p/dia/action/public/?action_KEY=7583#More Like This
STUPID DIRECTIONERS ARE SO STOOOPID. LMAO. XDSeems like this generation is nothing but ignorant dumbasses. One of the many reasons why I can't stand the One Direction fanbase is because they are so deluded. No matter what, everything will literally be compared to One Direction. Okay, I will admit, I DO actually watch The X Factor (USA) and I am not ashamed to say that I am a big supporter of the contestants, Emblem3 (mainly because I like their style and organic originals - not the shit songs they are forced to sing on X Factor). When I found out that they had to sing "Forever Young" (Thanks A LOT, USA ), I got really annoyed mainly because I knew from the get-go that the comparisons will just NEVER end!!! Here is the real problem - The majority of the One Direction fanbase is made up of little 13-year-old tweenage fangirls and have no idea that One Direction actually COVERED this song. That's right! Many actually believe that One Direction owns it. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, YOU FUCK-WITS???? Let me justMore Like This
TECH SUPPORT CH. 10More Like This
Karkat: -BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL HIM THAT I CAN'T BE AROUND HIM WITHOUT BEING AN IDIOT WHO'S HEAD OVER HEELS. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST TALK TO HIM THROUGH THE COMPUTER AND NOT MEET UP WITH HIM IN PERSON. EVER.- *finishes the popcorn and grabs a big bowl and dumps it in* KARKAT'S HOMEMADE POPCORN COMING UP.... *sighs and lightly salts the popcorn*
Sollux: 2ound2 good!
Karkat: WELL I HOPE IT IS AT LEAST. *brings in the bowl of popcorn and hands it to sollux* HERE. *sits down even further away from sollux than the first two times*
Sollux: arent you gonna have 2ome two?
Karkat: NO I... KIND OF LOST MY APPETITE EARLIER... *looks at the tv screen, unable to look at sollux when he says this*
Sollux: your lo22. *eats some popcorn* and why are you 2iittiing all the way over there?
Karkat: UM. N-NO REASON REALLY..
Sollux: youre riidiiculou2 kk. iif you thiink youre gonna avoiid me agaiin iit2 not gonna happen
Karkat: THIS ISN'T AVOIDING. AVOIDING WOULD BE NOT TALKING TO YOU AT ALL WHATSOEVER. I'
It's 6:00 AM. Karkat x ReaderIt's two o'clock in the goddamn morning, and the bar is oddly quiet. The douche nozzles that came there as regular customers had all stumbled out an hour before, hanging onto the shoulders of their friends as if they were a fucking lifeline. That left you standing behind the bar, alone. And normally you would be happy about that. Before, the peace and quiet would be a welcome relief, your ears sorely needing it after six hours of listening to the obnoxious laughter and slurred words of drunken idiots as they attempted to flirt with each other. Tonight, though, you would gladly listen to whatever bullshit pick-up line or shitty joke they had to offer. You wouldn't even grumble about cleaning up after some shit-sponge who had had one too many.More Like This
Anything... anything was welcome but this quiet, this eerie stillness that threatened to drive you bat shit up the fucking belfry. As if the ache in your heart wasn't doing a good enough job of that already.
"Fuck my lif
Beloved Master: Chapter FiveJinxx smoothed down his clothes and examined himself in a mirror. Dressed in slim, fitting black trousers and a deep blue shirt, his hair neatly brushed, he had to admit, he did look rather nice. It was strange, he'd never thought in such a way about himself before. He took another look in the mirror. He looked so different, and it wasn't just the clothes. He looked healthy. His skin was a more healthy shade, and he didn't have dark circles under his eyes anymore. He had to touch the mirror, just to make sure he wasn't dreaming.More Like This
But it wasn't a dream. If it was, he never wanted to wake up. The last two weeks had been life-changing, to say the least. Ollie, his tormentor of so many years, was dead. His killer was Jinxx's new master, and instead of continued torture and pain, there was tenderness. Kindness. Andy was nothing like Ollie. His touch was warm, comforting, sometimes it was more than Jinxx could
Spelling Bee Troubles (Karkat X Reader)More Like This
"Do you realise how incredibly stupid and time consuming this is?" Karkat growled, slit eyes formed into a glare. "You're the best speller I know. You don't need any studying, (Name)."
You shook your head. "Nope, that's not how this works!"
Karkat raised an eyebrow. "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Many things, Karkat, but that's not the point!" you snapped, your eye twitching somewhat. "Do you have any idea what will happen if I lose!?"
Karkat looked to the left, then back at you with a strange look. "Uh... No?"
You jumped off your couch and grabbed Karkat by the collar of his plush black sweater. "I WILL BE AN INSULT TO GRAMMAR NAZIS EVERYWHERE!"
His face beet red, he gently shoved you off and looked back down at the words you had to spell. You had a spelling bee tomorrow and you were completely paranoid about it. Some words were simple, but others you didn't even know existed. But, since Karkat was really the only person you knew who had perfect grammar like yourself, you asked h
Drowning In A Bright Red SeaI never wokeMore Like This
Because I never dreamed.
I’m drowning in
A bright red sea.
Castles of gold
Towers of light
I’m sleeping there
Just out of sight.
The Green Sun shines
Hopeful and bright
But I’m held tight
Deep in the night.
Terrors sing their songs to me
Clawing, choking, killing me.
If I wake they’ll let me go
Let me go…
All my fore-father wanted
Was to hold the hands of
The nobles and neighbors
To earn their favor
To usher a new age
To calm the status rage
To hang a blank canvas
And paint it in a love-struck daze.
The others saw through
A fuschia kaliesdiscope.
They saw him as a monster
A threat to the trident’s might.
The empress let him fight
Until she started to feel his bite.
One night, he lay there
Open eyes with a blank stare
Because he was no longer where
All the trolls who knew him were.
His family cried
For the death from his pride
But thanks to their descendants
His will has survived
And it lives in me.
Too long has the cru
PoliceForcestuck: Dark Days Pt. 2Karkat meets his partner against crime in front of a car that barely passes safe-for-road regulations. “So this is Vriska’s car?” he asks.More Like This
“Yup,” Jade confirms, “she’s not planning on going anywhere so she lent it to us. Don’t
worry, it will get us there. It doesn’t look like much, but it . .” Jade quickly wipes away
something falling from her eye.
Karkat notices, “Is everything okay?”
She nods her head and takes a deep breath, ‘Yeah. Come on, we need to get there before it
gets too late. The chief is expecting us!”
The officers have their luggage stuffed into the car and pull out onto the highway.
Jade has the first shift, “I figured an hour’s drive each would be good? We both can’t get
“For a four hour drive that’s good,” Karkat agrees. “In the meantime we should prepare.”
“Nervous?” Jade quips. “Good. We should be. I m
Dreamer Ch. 2 (rewrite)The DreamerMore Like This
Might as well write newbie on my forehead.
My eyes shrank as I continued to stare down at the kindergartener. My friend was gone, oh my god. She didn't hide her or made her walk away but she just made her literally disappear into thin air.
My legs began to tremble as she reached over to me.
"Come now, I don't have all day." She said as she reached.
"No get away!" I screamed in terror running to the doors. I needed to get help. With a swift push on the handles the door swung open leading out to the hallway.
"I just need to get to the office and- Umph!" I crashed down onto the floor scattering my belongings all over the place.
My head was spinning in circles as looked up I seeing the boy from the bus stop this morning.
“I'm sorry,” I mumbled down at the floor and grabbed my scattered belongings.
Just as I got back up he stood right in front of me and grabbed my arm.
"Dude let me go," I said as I tried to keep calm. I looked
Belonging- Chapter FiveShe was trembling so hard she caused the whole bed to shake. The girl who laid next to me was young, probably about my age, maybe sixteen or so. Her wide eyes glanced around the room frantically, trying to make sense of what was going on, of what she had found herself in. Her thin, tanned body lay on the edge of the bed, as far away from me as possible. Her hands and feet were bound, keeping her from moving, from fighting. Her long, blond hair had been sloppily put into a pony tail on the back of her head, revealing her soft, slender neck to me.More Like This
"Tar," Ember's voice was firm as he spoke, flicking the ashes of his cigarette into an ash tray, "just cypher it from her. He's new. This is too much for him."
"Please. Please let me go," the girl whispered to me. My dry mouth instantly began to water as the pounding of her heartbeat sounded in my head. "Please. I didn't do anything to anyone."
"He needs to know what he is now. I'm his Sire. This is the best way." Tarkin responded firmly. He be
The Keeper of the Dragons Chp 17The Keeper of the DragonsMore Like This
An Explosion That No One Wanted
“A Creperum?” I gasped, keeping my eyes glued to the black beads on the ground like they were giant spiders just waiting to bite, “I-I thought that they couldn’t get into the school!”
“They can’t…” Shadow muttered darkly, wiping off one of those black beads off his shirt, “It’s that Creperum spy. They must have let in a Creperum to cause chaos.”
“But why? Why would they?” Mist asked, stepping away from my side and towards Shadow, but the look that Shadow gave her, that warning look for her not to push it, made Mist frown and shut her mouth in silence.
Shadow turned his head to Warrior, “Go get a Light Muneris to clean this up then go tell the Muneris in the Hall of Elements that the Mastering Ceremony is going to be delayed for a bit. I’m going to talk to Christina about this.” Without another word, Shadow turned tow
my friends have always been the best of me.and darling, you have alwaysMore Like This
been the very best, worth
so much more
than your demons give you
credit for ;
and I made a promise to myself
when we decided we were
brave enough to be bigger
than we thought we deserved,
I called up the Styx and I swore
to always make sure
you never had to be afraid
you'd be alone, make sure
you always had laughter
and arms you could call home,
you could always feel
beautiful in your own skin,
and hurricanes in between your
with every inch of me
I've got to give you,
especially on this last day
of the first days
of you and I being "grown-ups" -
and if it means I have spent
my last moments
in this year of hopes
and of heartaches,
weaving words for you,
making good art for you,
then I have spent these moments
Tagged AGAIN!Tagged by :icontheepicizumikonata:More Like This
What do you have:
 Step Sister
 Step Brother
 Brother In Law
 Sister In Law
 Half sister
 Half brother
[x] Mobile phone
 Own bathroom
[x] Own room
 Have/had a swimming pool
 Have/had a hot tub
 Guest room
[x] Living Room
[x] Own computer
 Own TV
[x] Flat TV
 There is some big carpet at your house
Total so far: 7
 Full size/Queen bed
 More than 8 pairs of shoes
[x] MP3 Player/iPod
 Nintendo DS or PSP
[x] Xbox/Xbox 360
[x] Your Own Laptop
Total so far: 7
 Basketball net/hoop
 Air hockey table
 Pool table
 Ping pong table
 Football table
 Sports gear
Total so far: 7
 Night stand
 Stereo in bedroom
 Surround system
 DVD player in bedroom/portable
Total so far: 7
[/] Go shopp
Why Over Two Rainbows really pissed me offIn case you missed itMore Like This
Hey, I warned you guys that this would be the angriest that I've been, if not ever, at least since Chicken Little. And why is that? I mean, I mean it doesn't do anything that Family Guy would do (give a baby herpes, play with the emotions for a ratings trap, tell abuse victims that they should stay in abusive relationships for the abuser's benefit, etc). Let's start with the fact that this was exceptionally hard to watch in its own right, even for me. I mean the character models are so off that it gives you constant cringe. I mean, this was a whole review where I had a hard time even looking at the screen. The whole time (unlike Ren Seeks Help, which at least had some dull and breather moments. Ren Seeks Help is still worse though).
I won't lie, a lot of anger probably came from reviewing the laziest animation ever made, while working on my own. They didn't try in any area. I'm not even going to bring up the story. But for the animation, I have to wond
Because I Like Doing QuizzesStolen from XxVictoryVenomxXMore Like This
[x] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ] I cut my wrists so I MUST be emo.
[x] I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. (Haha, say that again.)
[ ] I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ] I'm BRITISH so I MUST drink tea.
[ ] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ] I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
[ ] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ] I'm GAY/ BI, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN/BI, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (I honestly don't know what my sexuality is anymore)
[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (As Chris Crocker once said, "the bigger the bitch, the better.")
[x] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (You have no idea how much this stereotype pisses me off)
[ ] I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x] I'm RELIGIOUS, so
Top 55 Total Drama Characters!(Alejandro Edit)Please respect my opinion!!!I`d give reasons on why I like or dislike each character, but that would take ALOT of typing, and I don`t have the time to discuss every character in this Journal, but feel free to ask why I like and dislike certain characters!More Like This
Edit:Alejandro has been moved from 37 to 6
Tent Trouble: reviewSo yeah, I finally watched "Tent Trouble".More Like This
No, I didn't like it. *waiting for people getting mad at me*
Really, I thought this episode was cliché. Come on, it's ALWAYS the SAME plot. I'm kind of sick of the Mordecai and Rigby episodes that are ONLY about them destroying something and try fixing it and/or trying to get money to buy the same thing.
Sure, it wasn't THAAAAT bad, as I expected it would be, but I still think this episode was boring and cliché.
Sorry for saying this, writers, but.. can't you create different plots? Please? :/
I give this episode a 4.5/10.
( NO FLAMING AND/OR TROLLING HERE. If you don't agree with my opinion, it's totally fine. )
Talk about hypocrisyhttp://fav.me/d7puh7kMore Like This
"Omorashi shouldn't be allowed, but I'm still writing about it."
She even proved in her journal that she is a hypocrite. A MASSIVE one.
Just finished the interview for the RS Podcast~!And wow- it was lots of fun~! We spoke of many things RS and Benson-related and it was so much fun to be back on b/c it's been awhile~! *haha. Thanks to everyone who sent in questions and again- double thanks to :iconwregular: for inviting me back on the show~! *hahaMore Like This
If you guys wanna listen to it for yourselves, here's a quick link to the audio post on Tumblr~!
Hope you guys enjoy~! And TGIF everyone~!!! Yyyyeaaaahhhyuuuuh~!!!!
No more censor!So yeah, I watched The Return of Mordecai and The Rigbys. Remember that Rigleen part in the episode?More Like This
Well, Cartoon Network censored it.
Honestly, I'm really sick of latin Cartoon Network censoring Regular Show. If you live in Latin America, you will understand how do I feel. -_- In United States, they don't censor Regular Show, but in Latin America, they DO censor. Okay, let me say something: REGULAR SHOW IS NOT FOR KIDS! It's clear that it's for people that are 10 and OLDER. Look, I know there are actually children that watch Regular Show, but censoring scenes that aren't even STRONG is really stupid! Also, not ALL of the RS fans are KIDS.
Cartoon Network censors scenes that aren't even strong for kids, like that Rigleen scene of The Return of Mordecai and the Rigbys. Seriously, that scene wasn't THAT strong. Well, I know some scenes really aren't for kids, but can you explain me WHY the United States DON'T censor Regular Show? It feels like CN