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- DSWalton 16/09/2014
"My entire family is flatulent. I have made a terrible mistake."
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"My anuses are doing something."
- Akialyne 23/09/2014
"Wish I had some drugs, that'd be nice."
"I look like a bimbo."
"I don't have enough drugs."
"You know what the DS in my name stands for? It stands for Bob Ross."
"You can never have too much dick."
"When I take naps I put my clothes in the lavatory."
"The world is full of butlers. You're a butler too and you don't even know it until your master butler comes along."
"Bread is sure something I'm going to miss next year. I totally forgot that bread was mostly a french thing."
Akialyne - "I THOUGHT WE WERE LOVERS"
SubArts - "AKI I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH
Imperfections (I)IMore Like This
He found her in the slushy snow, curled in a dark-furred bundle with newspaper wrapped around her thin shoulders. The big Slovak would have certainly missed her if he hadn't happened to hear her tiny, frozen squeak of dismay. She was so young, too young to be out and about by herself. He stopped in the snow, silver clouds forming in front of his nose, and peered down in the snowbank. She looked up at him with big yellow eyes that were glazed over with cold and exhaustion. Viktor hesitated a moment, unsure if he should continue walking or speak to her; she solved the problem by keeling over in the snow.
Viktor would find out in the many, many years to come that Ivy Pepper had quite the sense for dramatics.
It took nearly ten minutes to trek back to his apartment through the ice with the girl huddled under his coat for warmth. He settled her between his elbow and his hip, and she nuzzled next to his solid chest right away. Even then, he remembered thinking how small she was, how
We are dying...Yep so, It's 43 Degrees Celsius here (109 F) IN QUEBEC! We got some severe storm watches. It's worse than last summer! Dude, how is this even possible? 43? Like it's desert's temperature! x.xMore Like This
Weather is really changing, last winter we got -45 Degrees Celsius! (I don't know what -45 is in F) So we got a difference of almost 100 Degrees Celsius between winter and summer... WTF.