Right in the Sheath ch 1 (KittyxPuss in Boots)Author's Note: AU of the movie I suppose. May or may not continue?More Like This
Summary: Humpty Alexander Dumpty, an old foe of Puss has a plan but in order for it to proceed he needs the famous cat out of the picture for THREE days but…is three days enough or is it too long for those waiting?
Right in the Sheath: A Kitty Soft Paws and Puss in Boots fic.
"After him!" A guard pointed.
"He went this way!" Another one pointed in the same direction.
"No he went there!" A third pointed in the exact opposite direction.
Puss chuckled to himself quietly. What fools. He was right over their heads. Literally! RIGHT over their heads! They did not even notice him!
As the men with swords and armor ran off in the way they thought he ran, the charming cat landed with a click of his heels where they were once standing.
Puss shook his head. "Idiotas." He tsked as he drank the shot glass of leche he'd had in one paw down. Wiping away his milk mustache with one paw, he flung the glass away with the othe