Things That Prussia Cannot DoThings That I,More Like This
The Great Prussia,
Am No Longer Allowed To Do
( But will still do anyway. )
1. I am no longer allowed to stand up on the table in the middle of a World Meeting to strip and sing.
2. Even if Scotland joins me.
3. Or even if France puts money down the front of my crotch.
4. Germany will lecture me.
5. For the gazillionth time.
6. And I hate his lectures.
7. They're boring as all hell.
8. I'm not allowed to sleep in the middle of a meeting.
9. Especially if Germany is lecturing.
10. I am no longer allowed to scream " PENIS " in the middle of a meeting.
11. Or " My anus is bleeding."
12. Or " FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDINGGGGGGG."
13. No matter HOW bored I am.
14. Switzerland will kill me for saying words I shouldn't say in front of Lichtenstein.
15. I shouldn't call Switzerland 'Sir Cocks-alot'.
16. No matter how many times he cocks his gun.
17. I will get shot with said gun.
18. No, not the sexual innuendo 'gun', either.
19. The actual gun.
800 Point giveaway!More Like This
Like promised, here is my giveaway!
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HOLIDAY POINTS GIVEAWAY -CLOSED- Hey y'all! It's that time of year again, the time when stores are jam packed and tempers are short. So, to help everyone keep sane this holiday season I decided to give away some points!!More Like This
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This giveaway will run until December 31st, on this day I will randomly select three winners and I will notify them through a note that they've won. If you don't respond within 24 hrs then I will choose another person.
The prizes are:
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3rd place- 10 points
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600 Points GiveawayIt is since I’ve joined DA that I keep reading about those giveaway, raffles... They intrigue me, look funny! I’ve always wanted to hold one of them, sooner or later. Guess time has comeMore Like This
Why now? Well... I’ve just come back from Lucca Comics & Games - the best and biggest comics, games and cosplay fair we have in Italy. It reminds me when I was there last year and I had a bad car accident on my way back home. I don’t know how to describe it correctly in english.. my car got hit by a very big jeep from behind, the thrust was so intense it made my car tip over and land on the car in front of me, then rebounded several times on the road crashing sides of the car and the roof of my (at this point destroyed) vehicle. Fortunately I didn’t get any serious injuries, but I had to rest in bed for one month and for four months I have been away from fairs and events …
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200 points giveaway (YOU AND A FRIEND COULD WIN!)WOW! Thank you all for entering! This was my first time doing a giveaway of this sort and all these favorites were surprising. xDMore Like This
The winner was...
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It's my birthday and almost Thanksgiving so I figure I should give some points out.
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