Human!Freddy X Reader - Barry BearMore Like This
"Give it back! Please give it back!"
You cried and begged but it had no effects on the boy in front of you. Tyler, the biggest neighborhood bully, laughed at your despair.
"Oooh, is your little bear friend so important to you?" He inspected the teddy bear in his hands. "How stupid!"
Your eyes watered. Barry was your favourite soft toy. It was your favourite because your beloved grandmother made it for you. You really loved your teddy bear.
The fur of your bear was a beautiful beige. It also had adorable black button eyes. But what you really liked, was the ribbon. A cute red ribbon tied around it's neck and your grandmother even embroidered your name on it.
But some humans tend to be cruel. And Tyler was one of them. He loves to bully the weak and you were an easy prey since you can't defend yourself.
Tyler grinned. "Listen, you little twerp. I'm going to "borrow" your bear." You gasped. "No, please! Don't take Barry away from me!"
"Shut up! You're so annoying!" And with those words, h
TagTagMore Like This
Aim the rifle, cock the gun,
There’s an animal within the brush.
Shoot it quickly with the dart;
Drat, you missed, your job’s not done.
There, another, aim sure and true,
Be sure that now you do not miss.
Shot, it’s down, you did your work;
Be sure it’s partners don’t eat you.
Aim the rifle, cock the gun,
Walk carefully towards the sleeping beast.
Take your samples, tag the ear;
Walk away your job’s now done.
A Song UnsungTo see him, one would think he was alone, but, somehow, he was not. He inhabited a place where no one could ever be alone, because part of everyone was always there — most people just didn’t know it.More Like This
Most people, in fact, had not the slightest idea that this place existed — because, technically speaking, it didn’t. But before we become too mired in existential paradoxes, let us return to our original subject.
He was reasonably tall, and fairly skinny, and his indeterminately brownish hair was short and a bit greasy. His eyes, which were wide open, were hard to discern in the dim light, but on close inspection one might term them pale green.
He was, at present, standing so close to the edge of a rather precarious sea-cliff that anyone with half an ounce of humanity would have rushed to pull him back before a breath of wind toppled him carelessly over the edge. Luckily for him, no one with even a milligram of humanity was in the vicinity, and the dragons knew bett
Pickup LinesIs that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?More Like This
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?
Soooo, you wanna make out, or what?
You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Im like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
If I was God I'd make the world revolve around you.
He: Pinch me?
He: Because I must be dreaming
He: This must be the end of a rainbow
He: Because I've just found my pot of gold
Man: Give it back
Woman: Give what back?
Man: My breath
Are you a police officer? Cuz you're one of (your town's) finest!
Is that a ladder in your stocking, or a stairway to Heaven?
You know, winning the lottery doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
I only have 12 hours to live! Please don't let me die a virgin!