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Aim the rifle, cock the gun,
There’s an animal within the brush.
Shoot it quickly with the dart;
Drat, you missed, your job’s not done.
There, another, aim sure and true,
Be sure that now you do not miss.
Shot, it’s down, you did your work;
Be sure it’s partners don’t eat you.
Aim the rifle, cock the gun,
Walk carefully towards the sleeping beast.
Take your samples, tag the ear;
Walk away your job’s now done.
A Song UnsungTo see him, one would think he was alone, but, somehow, he was not. He inhabited a place where no one could ever be alone, because part of everyone was always there — most people just didn’t know it.More Like This
Most people, in fact, had not the slightest idea that this place existed — because, technically speaking, it didn’t. But before we become too mired in existential paradoxes, let us return to our original subject.
He was reasonably tall, and fairly skinny, and his indeterminately brownish hair was short and a bit greasy. His eyes, which were wide open, were hard to discern in the dim light, but on close inspection one might term them pale green.
He was, at present, standing so close to the edge of a rather precarious sea-cliff that anyone with half an ounce of humanity would have rushed to pull him back before a breath of wind toppled him carelessly over the edge. Luckily for him, no one with even a milligram of humanity was in the vicinity, and the dragons knew bett
Pickup LinesIs that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?More Like This
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?
Soooo, you wanna make out, or what?
You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Im like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
If I was God I'd make the world revolve around you.
He: Pinch me?
He: Because I must be dreaming
He: This must be the end of a rainbow
He: Because I've just found my pot of gold
Man: Give it back
Woman: Give what back?
Man: My breath
Are you a police officer? Cuz you're one of (your town's) finest!
Is that a ladder in your stocking, or a stairway to Heaven?
You know, winning the lottery doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
I only have 12 hours to live! Please don't let me die a virgin!
100 Reasons to Stay AliveCute animals that make you go, "Kawaii!"The part of the charger you put your foot on while you're derping on the laptop.Pencils so sharp you can possibly murder an undesirable specimen. (I don't suggest that, but you can.)Clear, blue skies.Putting on the headphones after a long day.Realizing you don't have any homework.The feeling of spring after winter."EMERGENCY MESSAGE: Due to extreme weather conditions, all school activities and administrative offices have been closed for today."Dry towels.Belting out your favorite song in the shower.Cute guys.Maybe cute girls.Or maybe both. I don't know your preferences.The sense of accomplishment.Looking in the mirror and trying out your "sexy" pose.Going on DeviantArt to find your messages chock-full of activity notifications.When you're in a radically good mood so you don't have a care in the world.Hilarious videos.Seeing a picture of something that doesn't usually have a face having a face.When your crush smiles at you.Being weird with your BFMore Like This
Custom Mooshie RAFFLE!Hey guys!!More Like This
So I've been drawing these guys non stop for like a week now and I finally got their reference up! You can see it here: And I've beend wanting them to get some views! Get them noticed! So I thought I'd do a raffle!
How to enter:
1. Make a journal about this raffle!
2. Link it back on this journal!
You have to be a watcher of mine to enter
And then I'll give you a number. I'll close the raffle in two weeks and I'll use a random generator to pick the winning number! The winner will get a FREE MOOSHIE CUSTOM!!
But, if I reach 100 entries (in the two raffles combined) I'll do two custom; meaning there'll be TWO WINNERS when we hit 100 entries!!
1 custom Mooshie for an old watcher and 1 fcustom Mooshie for a new watcher
+ 1 custom Mooshie unlocks at 100 entries
+ 1 MYO Mooshie unlocks at 200 entries
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