Devious Journal EntryMore Like This
i think that shooting star post on tumblr literally works as long as your wish is sensible and as long as you only reblog it as it appears on your dashboard by coincidence
because the last few times i wished on it they came true in a unbelievable amount of time
don't question it or freak out about it just quietly accept this amazing thing
Dragons of Gravotally Book 1 chapter 6Chapter 6More Like This
Hyperspace, which was something I learned a couple years ago, was space travel at ninety-nine percent the speed of light, since objects with mass cannot achieve that speed. Hyper drives are what is used to propel the spacecraft into Hyperspace. The entire trip was uneventful. The Humans gave us food and water, though Sinalu took very little. I guess she wouldn't eat or drink any more than she could at that size, and she was hiding under the membrane between my spines which meant they had to try and fit everything between me and the door. Whatever she had been through, she wanted nothing to do with the Humans. I had so many questions that I wanted to ask her, but here was not the place to ask those questions. Though this may be the only chance to ask, because if they separate us when we get there then I might not be able to ask her again.
Only one more thing worth mentioning was that a Human doctor wanted to check me for wounds but Sinalu had healed
dO YOU WANT TO HAVE A HOT ASS BEARD?lOOK NO FARTHERMore Like This
i am here to draw a beard on your face B)
just comment with a selfie! if u already have a beard, no worries, i'lL MAKE A DOUBLE BEARD
THIS.....................................................................................INTO THIS HOT PIECE OF HELL
I CAN MAKE YOU LOOK AS SCARY AS POSSIBLE!! HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED OF BEING A 50 YEAR OLD MAN WHO DRINKS BEARS AT BARS BECAUSE OF HIS NONSTRUCTURAL LIFE AND STARES AT 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS? WELL POP A SQUAT, I'M HERE TO MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE!
I CAN CONTOUR YOUR FACE LIKE NO OTHER AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE WHITE JESUS! jUST COMMENT W/ A SELFIE AND I'LL PREFORM ALL MY RITUALS ON UR FACE