50 random Starfox deaths50 random ways to die in the world of Starfox:More Like This
1. Steal Fox's blaster.
2. Mess with Falco's Arwing.
3. Ask what Krystal's last name is.
4. Tell Andross that he's a monkey's uncle.
5. Place a bucket of KFC next to Falco when he's asleep. When he wakes up, listen to him scream in terror!
6. Ask Slippy if he was kicked in the groin so hard, that it messed up his voice.
7. When Peppy falls asleep, yell BOOOOOO and scare him.
8. Steal Wolf's eye patch and/or mechanical eye.
9. If you've stolen Fox's blaster and he's going to attack, confuse him by chanting 'Swiper no swiping. Swiper no swiping. Swiper no swiping.'
10. Question Falco how is it possible to kiss anyone with his beak in the way.
11. Ask Panther if he was a stripper before joining Starwolf.
12. Tell Slippy that his voice sounds like Justin Beiber's. Cover your ears and run away if he starts to sing one of his songs.
13. Ask Leon if he was ever under racial discrimination, because he can change his skin color.
14. Stab Wolf's oth
Star Fox at the MoviesCOMEDYMore Like This
Fox: Oh now, that was just stupid!
Krystal: How silly! And these people get paid to act like that?
Slippy: Even I wouldn't do that!
Bernie: That was just rich!
Peppy: It's okay, I guess.
Katt: Out in public, too!
Falco: What a couple of clucks!
Dash (laughing really hard): I'd better leave, or else I'll bust a gut!
Miyu: *laughs hysterically*
Fay: Oh, is he going to feel that!
Bill: I'm glad I didn't order a drink to go with this one!
Leon: I've seen funnier.
Panther (laughing really hard): Oh, oh my ribs!! Panther can't feel his ribs anymore!!!
Wolf (annoyed): And Wolf can't feel his brain anymore.
Andrew: Maybe I don't have a sense of humor, but I honestly don't think this is very funny.
Pigma: Ah, what do you know?!
Fox: Oh, brother.
Krystal: I take it these kinds of outbursts aren't socially acceptable?
Slippy: I can't believe I'm watching this.
Amanda: What a baby.
Bernie: I'll say. I'm gla
La aventura caoticamente divertida de FoxLa aventura caoticamente divertida de Fox (OneShot)More Like This
En una modesta comunidad del planeta Corneria vivian una feliz familia, pero no era una familia comun y corriente; ellos en su momento fueron Fox Mccloud lider del grupo mercenario conocido como Star Fox, Krystal telepata del grupo que ahora llevaba el apellido Mccloud. Despues de la guerra de los Anglars ambos arreglaron sus diferencias y posteriormente decidieron cazarse. Ahora vivian una vida pacifica y feliz junto a su hijo Marcus Mccloud.
Eran alrededor de las 8:00 a.m. y en una cama matrimonial yacia Fox durmiento apaciblemente, luego se dio la vuelta y busco a ciegas deslizando su mano en la cama, fruncio el seño al darse cuenta que solo estaba el, abrio sus ojos lentamente y aun con su vista borrosa pudo ver que las sabanas estaban de lado, restrego sus ojos al mismo tiempo que lanzo un largo bostezo, se sento en la orilla de la cama y penso:
- Krystal se me adelanto como siempre.
Despues se puso de pie
Love and LiesThe small silver and blue ship alighted at the spaceport landing zone. A ladder extended from the side as the cockpit opened up. A beat up blue and white duffel bag came sailing out the cockpit and landed on the floor with a thud. The occupant flipped out and onto the ladder, sliding all the way to the bottom to rejoin his bag. A member of the landing crew approached him. The pilot was a tall falcon of mid to late twenties. He wore a dull grey jacket, that hung off his body, over a pastel green T-shirt and dark burgundy trousers with black and red armoured boots over his blue plumage. He stretched as he heard his back and arms click and pop. It had been a long flight and he felt better now he had the chance to stretch.More Like This
Good morning sir. Are you here for business or pleasure?
Huh? The pilot looked over at the raccoon with his red plume ringed blue eyes. He wore a white top with the Katina spaceport insignia over the left breast. As well as blue slacks and black k
My dream-Crash and Nina as...More Like This
My really weird dream-WARNING-DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE GUNNA CRY!!! AND IT CONTAINS THE WORDS...
ALOT OF PAIN!!!!!
AND MONSTROUS PEOPLE!!!!!!
KILLER WEREWOLF-DEMON THING AND A KILLER GOTHIC GARGOYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One day Nina Cortex somehow got this black magic crap injected into her by...someone. She will turn into a sinister,grotesque,gloomy gothic gargoyle to kill anyone who approches her so that makes her a bad instead of a good gargoyle. Only her uncle Cortex knew and what to do when that night would come. Now to Crash,Crash was running away from this wolf,Crash couldn't fight it off because it was to big and tough. Then out of the bushes was the wolf and bit Crash on the leg. Poor Crash was limping home in pain. When he got to his house he colapsed,so Coco and Crunch carried Crash to bed. The next morning Crash was jumping around,he was as fit as a fiddle and he was doing it all day until night time came. Nina was ou