Nothing.Nothing.More Like This
You say nothing is wrong.
What's bothering you?
Classmates, family, strangers.
They keep knocking you down
Until you stay down.
They are unscathed, unphased
By your pain.
You watch as everyone laughs
While you are nothing,
And you are left with nothing.
This is what you wish to do.
Yet there is something new
Burning inside of you
Telling you it's not hopeless.
You can make it through this.
You will be lifted to the top
Above those who knocked you down,
Who put you in a hole and left you there.
You will be lifted to the top,
Stronger than before,
What could ever stop you?
Not The Perfect WomanA man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.More Like This
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ..... and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman
Smeeeeeeee"Go on, love. You can do it. Push!" I said to my Jenna. "You're nearly there."More Like This
And as she struggled, I encouraged her, "Go on. Go on. I can see the head."
"Fuck off, Bill," she snapped in a muffled voice as she tried to put on the winter sweater she'd just finished knitting.