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(In the Whitd Void...)
Broly: (flying about) KAKAROT, WHERE ARE YOU?! (Ziodyne strikes him down) AUGH!!!
(Glasses dude appears)
Glasses Dude: Huh... So I can use my Persona in this place too...
Broly: (pissed off) YOU PUNY HUMAN!! HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME!!
Glasses Dude: (looks up) Hm? Oh, you don't know who I am, do you?
Broly: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME, YOU WRETCH!!
Yu Narukami: It's Yu Narukami. A pleasure. (bows)
Broly: HOW DO YOU NOT FEAR ME?!
Yu Narukami: I've faced off and defeated a god. So really, you're a pushover in comparison.
Broly: HOW DARE YOU!! (tries punching Yu... who simply dodges) WHAT?!
Yu Narukami: Too slow. (slices blade upwards, damaging Broly)
Broly: (in pain) AUGH!! (furious) HOW CAN A MERE HUMAN FAZE ME?!
Yu Narukami: (smiling) Simple. I'm not as weak as I look. Now... (chooses Diodyne) IZANAGI!! (crushes card with hand)
Broly: WAIT, WHA-BZZT!! (Gets struck by massive lightening) OUGH!!... (very fazed) H-HOW-
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(Ichigo and The Major are connected, sword to sword.)
Ichigo: For a fat man, you really do have a lot of surprises up your sleeve.
Herr Major: Why thank you, fraulein.
Ichigo: (to himself) Don't say anything, he's just trying to make you slip up. (to Herr Major) No problem, I guess.
(Herr Major smirks as he and Ichigo clash, yet again)
Ichigo: (self aware) Because I can't use it enough, (in stance) Getsuga...
Herr Major: Hm?
Ichigo: TENSHOOOOOO!!! (unleashes the beastly Getsuga Tensho... of which Herr Major simply blocks the attack. Shocked, but tries to stay calm) Tch! Alright, so maybe that didn't work. Oh well, I prefer going up close and personal anyways!
Herr Major: Zhen, do it.
Ichigo: (dashes towards Herr Major) TAKE THIS! (Slashes upwards)
(Herr Major recieves the slash)
Ichigo: Yes! I did it! (sees Herr Major laughing) Wait, why are you-HMPH? (gets in a hold by Herr Major, mouth included)
Herr Major: Is this really all you've
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(The Nazi army starts to corner them.)
Ichigo: Okay... (Holding Zangetsu forth) Ban-KAIIII!!! (Zangetsu transforms into- ) Tensa Zangetsu...
The Nazi army attacks)
Kenpachi: (laughing) LET THE PARTY BEGIN!!!
Uryu: (alert) Brace yourselves!
Shinji: (puts on Hollow mask) You don't have to tell me twice!
(And so, a massive brawl was had.)
Uryu: Oh boy.
Ichigo: TENSHOOOOO!!! (Demolishes a huge chunk of the army, creating an opening.) There's an opening! Go there now!
(They all go through the opening)
Uryu: I think we're going to make it!
(The Captain suddenly pops up.)
Uryu: Or not.
The Captain: Hm.
Kenpachi: You guys go on ahead. (Walking towards The Captain) I've got this guy handled.
Uryu: Okay, but-
Shinji: No talk! We go now! (Grabs Uryu's arm and rushes off with Ichigo)
Kenpachi: (smiling) Now... Shall we?
The Captain: Mm.
(Meanwhile, in another hall...)
Ichigo: (running) Man, how long is
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(Le White Void)
Sasuke: Ugh... Where am I?
Keigo: WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?
Sasuke: (in disgust) Oh great... a fool...
Keigo: IIICHIIIGOOO!!! (Sees Sasuke) Hey, you!
Sasuke: (sighs) What?
Keigo: Do you know where we friggin are?
Sasuke: I do not. Please go away.
Keigo: You're mean!
Sasuke: (surprised) Wow... I didn't expect anyone to actually catch on to that factoid...
Keigo: Wait, what do you mean by that?
Sasuke: You see...
(One explaination of the entire Naruto manga later...)
Sasuke: Yes, I'm not the nicest person ever. (Losing calm) However, those idiots kept on coming after me like I was some precious little child, to the point where, not only did they not punish me, but actually came up with this BS about how I still hade some good in me. Like that was likely. And to make it worse, this Sakura chick refused to see me for the Jerkass I really was, and kept her crush on me the entire time. And don't g