Damsel Hop Race"Gooooooood afternoon ladies and gentleman! I welcome you to the first ever Damsel Hop! I am your announcer Lou Dam!" An energetic plump male called as he sat in the announcer box.More Like This
"And I am your co-announcer, Dan Sel!" A tall skinny male said after his partner's introduction.
"If you are joining us here today, that means you heard about the exciting Damsel Hop race, where five special ladies over the age 18 are bound ever so tightly, forced to hop down a 100 meter field, which the first half is solid bare ground and the last half is grassed in, to reach the finish line for their prize!" Lou stated as the crowd cheered.
“The price being none other than a free year of Damsel Protection! A special service that follows damsels around and keeps them safe from those who would want to tie them up.” Dan stated, a needed service for all damsels.
“They will all be hopping for that one Dan.” Lou stated as the crowd had to groan at the bad pun making Lou clear his throat t