A Bet to RegretChapter 1More Like This
Gumdrop’s POV: My day starts off the same way it usually does, me being paralyzed first thing in the morning. Now who could be behind this? Oh yeah, Marmalade that’s who. She manages to sneak into my room while sleeping thinking about ice-cream and licks my cheek without me noticing. I know what you’re all thinking, “Why don’t you just lock your door?” I wouldn’t make a difference since she can phase through walls because she is a ghost. As a matter of fact all of my siblings are ghosts. I sometimes wonder why my father and I are the only normal ones. He says it’s got something to do with ‘genes’ and I got mostly something he calls ‘The Watterson Gene’. My mom and dad both say I’m a late bloomer so I guess that means I’ll have something that makes me unique, but my parents say I’m already unique. Aren’t they great? Well I guess it’s time to start this day.
Lovable Dork: Re-Write for TheMurderSceneGuy Gumdrop’s P.O.VMore Like This
I’ve always had a way with women. All through Jr. High, every girl in my class has tried at least once to be my girlfriend. My father told me it was all a part of the “Watterson charm”, something that was apparently passed down from generation to generation of Watterson men.
I know he’s just making it up, though, because every time mom catches him using that term, she just laughs and claims that she was the best luck dad has ever had with a woman. Even my grandma has told me that Watterson men weren’t the best when it came to being ladies men.
If that’s the case, then I must be an exception. I’ve had more relationships in Jr. High so far than I can count. They weren’t anything special, though; most of them never lasted longer than a few weeks. I think the longest relationship I’ve ever had lasted about two months, but that was with some girl whose name I can’t even remember. It’s not th
hey guys, bad news...my phone has been lost for weeks (i've been using the computer), and now when I’ve finally found it, the screen is even more broken. it's now completely unusable. but i don't really feel sad or anything. i have my music and pictures saved on the laptop (I’m listening to owl city now) and i almost never text or call anyone, i just won't be able to take pictures.More Like This
and i have quite a few pictures and sketches just begging to be photographed. ;-; hope to be able to send you guys some real pictures soon.
Project Porkchop Vol. 371More Like This
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