The Tale Of Mount Everett- Part Ten“Hey, Ernest.” Perry asked as soon as he managed to slip away from Doof. “Where’s the bathroom?”More Like This
“Up the mountain, Perry.” Ernest pointed. “I told you earlier.”
“Is there anything closer than that one?” Perry asked. “I don’t really want to spend the whole time here walking to the bathroom…”
“Well, you can always go in the forest.” Ernest shrugged.
Perry crinkled his nose.
“Oh don’t be such a pup about it.” Ernest rolled his eyes. “It’s not like wild platypuses use restrooms.”
“But… germs.” Perry shuddered.
“Then go up the mountain.” Ernest sighed. “And don’t ask me to come along.”
“I’ll be fine.” Perry grumbled, starting the long trek up the mountain.
“Whoever thought it’d be a smart idea to only build one bathroom in this entire place is an idiot!” Perry grumbled to