Deadpool x Reader Drabble "_______!" Slowly, you were reunited with your consciousness as you felt a pair of familiar arms lift you gently off the ground. It took quite a bit of work, but you were able to pry your eyes open, and the sight of the black and red suit made you smile. "Took you long enough," you joked weakly as your eyes wandered up to his. He had pulled his mask off, and being able to see his scars gave you a kind of peace that you wouldn't have had otherwise. "Long time no see."More Like This
You had never seen Wade panic before, so his frantic reaction was quite surprising. His eyes were wide and worried, and if the bullet holes in his chest were any indication, he had gone through hell to get here. "You're gonna be okay. I promise." You felt him lift up your left hand and place something weighted on your ring finger and furrowed your eyebrows in confusion. Lifting your hand up to see what he did almost took more strength than you had, but what you saw
Friends With Benefits - Deadpool x Reader You had just settled in for the night, and were beginning to fall asleep, when you felt the mattress sink behind you and a brief, cold breeze as the covers were lifted up before being let back down again. There was no movement for a few moments, then your hair was gently brushed away from your neck and you felt the faint tickle of breath as soft kisses were placed against the back of it. Tired as you were, you couldn't help giggling. "Wade...that tickles..."More Like This
A chuckle. "So?" The kisses continued. You squirmed.
"I have work tomorrow," you protested quietly. You felt him pause, then open his mouth to offer a solution, but you knew exactly what he was going to say. Turning back slightly, you gave him a stern, but still gently reprimanding, look and pointed your forefinger and thumb at him like a gun, something he always found adorable, your index finger touching the underside of his chin. "You are not doing anything to my boss
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In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from bulls, but the bulls are only chasing them because Deadpool put red dye in all of their shampoos this morning.
Deadpool sleeps on an adamantium bed because titanium was just too soft.
Crop circles are Deadpools way of freaking conspiracy nuts out.
Deadpool is over six feet tall, weighs two hundred twenty pounds, and can tell Wolverine to fuck off while patting the top of his head and rubbing his stomach.
They built the Great Wall of China to tell Deadpool that he wasnt welcome there. He didnt take the hint.
Contrary to popular belief, Deadpool, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: bloating, constipation, and the strange feeling that they have just been on a late night talk show, and the host just didnt know when to shut up.
If he you ask Deadpool what time it is, he&