ThorXReader Jolly RanchersYour tongue savored a (Favorite flavor) Jolly Rancher, your pink muscle sliding and gliding over the candy with ease.More Like This
Thor, a good friend of yours, and your crush, walked by moments later. Noticing you had something in the side of your cheek, he spoke up,
"(Y/n), what are you eating?"
"Jolly Rancher." You mumbled, poking the flavorful (Color) candy.
"Does Rancher not mean a Midguardian farmer?"
You shrugged and nodded.
"Why are you eating one?! Spit them out!" He ordered. You shook your head, making an 'Uh uh' sound, so that you wouldn't have to talk.
He glared at you for a moment before taking your chin in his hand. Before you could do anything, he whispered,
"I'll save you!"
And leaned in, his lips against yours. His tongue slid into your mouth, drifting past your lips, towards your candy.
You attempted to keep in your mouth, but the shock of Thors' lips pressed firmly against yours, hid tongue exploring your mouth, was too much for you.
His tongue pried yours away from
Steve RogersXReader A PairYou raised your arms above your head, swaying your hips to the music you were listening to. You swished and swayed, dropping to the floor and rising again, your smile ever present.More Like This
You decided to sing a long a bit as your favorite part of the song came on,
"When you grow a pear, you can call me back~"
"A pair of what?"
You froze instantly, turning around slowly to see a confused Super Soldier.
"You didn't see any of that, did you?"
"All of it." He nodded.
You blushed and looked down before looking up. Steve was much closer, much, much closer.
He lifted your chin, making you look at him,
"I wont ask you again. I pair of what?"
You giggled and broke away from him, walking over to the door, adding a bit of a sway to your hips as you did so.
"You'll understand when you're older." You winked.
Before you walked out, you heard him shout,
"I AM OVER SEVENTY YEARS OLDER THAN YOU, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN I'M OLDER?!"
LokiXReader Staring ContestYou stared ahead, you eyes boring into the greenish blue ones that looked back at you.More Like This
"Give up, mortal, you are no match for me." The raven haired Prince boasted, a small hint of a smile painted onto his features.
"Do NOT make me cheat, you bragging bast-"
"Oh hush, (y/n)," The Young Prince leaned in, grinning, "Just give in. You know I will win."
With that, you blew in his face, and watched as he went from cocky to surprised, blinking with anger a moment later.
"You cheated!" He roared at you.
You inspected your finger nails, "I told you I would."
"You suck." He growled softly, looking ready to lunge at you.
"Not you if you keep this bad behavior up."
His face flushed red as he barked something inaudible at you.
"Oh do shut up, you're wasting time when we could be doing something else."
Once again, his face flushed at your words.
"What do you suggest?" He asked, hoping it would involve a bedroom, a bed, and a ban on clothes.
"Another staring contest?"
He grinned before returning to h
Apodyopois (Loki x Reader)Apodyopois: The act of mentally undressing someoneMore Like This
Eating ice cream in the sun was one of the best feelings you could think of. Of course, it was even better when a good looking guy was the one with the ice cream. You had taken your very best, very sexy, friend to get him one for succeeding in not killing anymore people.
The two of you were walking in the park, side by side, with the sun at your back. His black hair sparkled shades of blue as the sun hit it just right and his green eyes only stared at the ice cream in front of him. Even when someone was going to bump into him, you had to pull him out of the way as the other person gave him a glare.
You wanted to ask how he enjoyed his newest flavor, but the way his tongue caressed the glob of cream made you speechless. With that thought, others followed of him slowly undressing in your bedroom. First went the black pants and boxers, next went the green v-neck sweater and that only left him licking the ice cream cone in a very provocati
Tony Stark x Reader: Pregnancy SucksReader PovMore Like This
You sat down on the couch and turned on the TV, You turned to a random channel. You were really bored. You had to take a break from SHIELD well because They just won't let a pregnant woman be in the Dangerous secret agency and Your husband, Tony insisted that you stay home and Take a break from work.It's not good for a 9 month Pregnant woman to work in a dangerous Agency.
You looked down at your swollen stomach. It looks Like you're going to be in labor any day now. Being alone in a mansion, Pregnant isn't fun at ALL. Tony usually comes home at 6:00pm. It's already 7:00 pm. You frowned at the clock. He's late.
Then you put your hand over your mouth and went to the nearest bathroom. You threw up. After 2 minutes of throwing up, You went to the sink and start cleaning up your face. Pregnancy sucks. Food binges, Throwing up, back pains and Constant Mood swings. Your Belly is so big, You can't see your feet anymore.
As soon as You stepped out, Tony was there, making his way to t
Sneaking (Thor X Reader)You tip-toed quietly over the wooden floor, your sneaky tactics caused you not to make a sound. You grinned as the target came into view. Only a few more feet, and your mission would be complete.More Like This
You chose your footing carefully, making sure to avoid any thing that could make a sound. With a gloved hand, you reached forward and opened the panel.
There it was.
You quickly and quietly grabbed the box.
A light in the distance turned on.
You had to run, and run fast.
Whipping around, you collided with a very steel-like chest of a man. He could probably crush his enemies just by giving them a hug. You were falling backwards but were steadied by a hand wrapping around your wrist.
You were dead.
“(Name), why do you have my precious PopTart's in your possession?” Thor asked, looking down at you, his brow slightly furrowed.
You squirmed out of his grasp. “I'm hungry, and I'm eating these because they are my favorite.” You turned and ran.
“I think not!” You he
Lollipop's (ThorxReader One-shot)You made your way over towards the almighty Thor who was currently standing back with his arms folded in front of his chest, a disappointed look in his eyes. You approached him from behind and lightly tapped his shoulder gaining his attention. He turned around with a smile upon seeing you. You blushed slightly and rubbed your cheek with a small grin.More Like This
"Hey Thor, I was wondering if you'd like to go trick or treating with me tonight?"
He cocked his head to the side in mild confusion, reminding you of a puppy. "What is 'trick or treating'? Is it Midgardian custom?"
"You could say something like that," You giggled. You pulled him off to the side so the two of you could talk better without having to hear the bickering that was still going on between the Avengers. "See here on Earth, we have this day called Halloween that happens once a year, every year. On this day people can dress up as whoever they want to be. You can dress up as something scary, cute, or sexy. When you dress up you can go
She's so....What?? (ThorxReader) One-Shot"(Name)....(Name)....(Name).....(NAME)! (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name-y), (Name-y)," Tony kept repeating your name and took in a deep breath only to continue to repeating your name over and over again.More Like This
By now, one of those angry symbols that you had seen in manga/anime was on your temple. Tony was bored out of his mind so of course he came to you to fix that. You would've helped him get rid of his boredom but once he told you that he wanted to wanted to go crash a celebrity party, you had to refuse him. Now normally, you would be game for something like this. However the party he wanted to crash was one for the mini diva of Jersey Shore known as Snooki. There was no way in HELL that you were going to a party where she was at.
"(NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)!" Tony whined.
"WHAT GODDAMN IT?!" You roared, towering over him as you balled up your fists.
"....Can we please go to the party?" He clasped his hands together and looked up at you with pleading puppy d
Code Red Avenger x Pmsing ReaderAka How the Avengers deal with a pmsing youMore Like This
“Hello sweetheart.” Tony greeted you as you sat glaring at your coffee for not being hot enough. You sneered at the cheerful man before you while you grabbed a knife smeared with jelly and began to spread it on your toast. You went to dip the knife back into the bottle only to discover it had been moved. You pulled it back to you and quickly resumed preparing your breakfast as Tony hummed beside you. Anger started to build inside you as his humming increased in volume and eventually gave way to singing.
Thankfully Tony shut up before you grew homicidal. With a sigh of relief you put your focus on making jelly toast instead of not killing your friend, only to find the jelly missing again. With a small growl you stole it from Tony again.
“I was using that.” He complained while he reached for it again. You put a stop to that though by twisting around and pointing the knife at him
Sex Hair and Noises (TonyxReader) One-ShotYou walked into the room wearing nothing but Tony's over sized ACDC shirt. Ever since you had hooked up with the billionaire, things like this kept on happening. When the other Avengers had found out that you were with him, they almost all fell out of their seats. You two always got into fights with each other. They guessed that you and him mostly had a love-hate relationship. As crazy as a relationship it was, it was also very funny.More Like This
"(Name), please put on some more proper clothes," Steve blushed.
"Why~?" You whined.
"Cause we all live here too you know," Natasha stated matter-of-fact.
"Yeah well this is Stark Tower not Avengers Tower. You guys just be happy that we let you live here," You grumbled.
Clint couldn't help but laugh when he saw Natasha shut up. "(Name), dear you have sex hair."
You looked at yourself in the silver reflection of the fridge. You certainly did have sex hair. You tried to smooth it out but it was just no use. Your hair was just a complete mess. C