Things warrior cats have taught us (not by me!)I was looking on fanfiction (mainly at MLP and mr Peabody and Sherman fanfics) When I found a user with a bunch of warrior cat 'fics. I looked at her bio and found one of the most hilarious thing ever! If you like warrior cats you will laugh throughout almost all of this, which is why, I just HAD to repost this. The user is Ciara1214, go check her out! Her 'fics rock!More Like This
AND HERE IT IS:
Warriorcats Have Taught us These Things
Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.
Cats can have accents.
Old people are funny.
If your girlfriend dies, the default response is to sleep with her sister.
No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.
Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.
Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.
Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil.
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