Mini Horror Reviews - Friday The 13th (1980)More Like This
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Friday The 13th
Jason Friday the 13th 09 by bonslyforever
It's October and the sacred 31 days of Halloween are upon us-time to get your gore on! The chill is in the air, the leaves are on the ground, and Halloween candy has been out since Labor Day. So while you’re waiting in the Starbucks line for an overpriced double pumpkin spice whatever, pass the time with this year’s scary movies reviews!
Mortal Kombat :3Me: *lying in bed, drawing in sketchbook, listening to music*More Like This
*hears scratching on door*
Me: Oo I don't remember having a cat....
Freddy: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!
Me: oO *opens door* What?
Freddy: *wearing two claw gloves with much larger blades* HELP ME GET THESE DAMN THINGS OFF!!
Me: Oo And hoooooow did you get two on in the first place?
Freddy: TT Damn video game.
Freddy: I'll explain later, just help me get these off!! *flails*
Me: And WHY should I help you?
Mollie: *pops up behind him* FATALITY!!
Freddy: OO *turns around quickly* WHAT THE-?!? TT Oh god, not one of you!!!
Me: Oo How'd you get here?
Mollie: I snuck in through your window when you weren't looking. ^^
Me: oO Umm...well then...okay... what's this all about??
Mollie: He's on Mortal Kombat now!! ^^
Freddy: I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY OF THIS!!!
Me: Soooo, is that why the double claws?
Freddy: YES AND I HATE IT!!!
Freddy: -_- You know what fuck this 20 questions, I'll just do it myself. *tries taking off gloves bu
ChristmasMe: OH MIIIIICCCHHHAAAEEEELLLL!!!! COME HEEEERREEEEEEE!!!!!More Like This
Michael: *rushes in room* Shh!! You'll wake up Jamie!!
Michael: -_- Yes?
Me: LOOKIT!! *holds up Santa suit*
Michael:...what is THAT??
Amanda: It's Theodore Roosevelt WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT IS?!
Michael: -.-+ WHY do you have a Santa Claus suit, Alesha?
Me: Cause YOU'RE gonna wear it! ^^
Me: TT Oh come ONNNNNN!!! Jamie would LOVE it!! She's the only reason we celebrate Christmas around here, so you might as well go all out for her!
Michael: I'm NOT wearing that thing though.
Amanda: But it would Jamie so happy!! And when she gets older it would be a wonderful memory to look back on!!
Me: Plus it was just kinda hanging around from Freddy's day job and he said you could borrow it.
Amanda: Oo Is that why the mall Santa kept touching me in weird places?
Michael: Oe....riiiiiiiight.....anyways, still not putting that on.
Me: BUT WHYYYYYYYY???
Michael: Because I'd look like an idiot in that.
Jason's Birthday pt. 2*all still in car, Freddy is passed out in back with Delia*More Like This
me: Alright, we're almost there guys!
Amanda: Yay! *reaches for door again*
me: NO!!! WE ARE NOT THERE YET!!!
Michael: Just let her do it again.....please.....
me: Aww, come on, she's not.....that.....bad......what are you doing Amanda?
Amanda: *chewing on my arm* nomnomnomnomnom......
me: Riiiiiiiight. Um, I kinda need that you know....
Amanda: NOM NOM!!
Jamie:I've got it. *takes out newspaper, hits her in head* Bad girl! Bad! Down, down!
Amanda: *bites me harder*
me: ow! Get off me! *pushes her away*
Amanda: Yumm.....you taste like gravy. ^^
Delia: Careful, you might get rabies or something......
me: *sigh* I had my shot.
Delia: Aww......that just makes things that much less interesting.
me: About 5 mintues longer.
Amanda: Why does my arm itch so much??
Delia: *laughs quietly*
Jamie: *turns around* What are you doing?
Delia: *playing with voodoo doll*
Anger Management chap. 1"And what exactly do you expect from me?!" The dream demon yelled at me.More Like This
"Well gee, I don't know, maybe try NOT killing a bunch of girls at my school for once?!" I shot back. He laughed at me, a hearty, mockingly bitter laugh.
"Are you a little slow in the head there? That's what I do for a living!"
"Well people are starting to really question what's going on, and a few fingers are pointing at ME, Freddy, ME!"
"SO?? They're trying to blame me for MULTIPLE MURDERS! I know it doesn't mean anything to you, but I actually have plans for myself while I'm still alive, and they don't involve spending half of it in jail!"
"Not my fault the bitch woke up before I killed her! What were you doing in that dream anyways?? I thought I told you to stay out of MY dreams!"
"I can't help it if you can't block me from wandering into YOUR dreams well enough!"
"What, are you saying I can't do my job right?!"
"Well it sure doesn't look like it right now!"
Yes I was really having an argument with
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...Jamie: *running through house* UNCLE MICHAEL UNCLE MICHAEL UNCLE MICHAEL!!!!More Like This
Michael: OO *runs to Jamie thinking there's trouble*
Jamie: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!?!?
Michael: Is everything alright Jamie?!? What's the matter??
Jamie: IT'S DECEMBER UNCLE MICHAEL!!
Michael:...and that's a bad thing?
Jamie: Nooooo, it means it's almost Christmas!! ^^
Michael: *mental facepalm* Oh....right...Christmas...
Jamie: Aren't you excited!?
Michael: Uhh, yeah, of course sweetheart! ^^'
Jamie: So when're putting up the decorations, huh huh huh?!?
Michael: Oo Well we-
Jamie: JAASSSON, ALESHAA, IT'S TIME TO GET THE DECORATIONS OUT!!!!
Michael: Oo But I thought-
Jamie: HURRY UP YOU GUYS SANTA'S NOT GETTIN' ANY YOUNGER!!
Me: *comes downstairs* He's not getting any older either....!
Jamie: Where's Jason??
Me: He's out back sharpening his favourite axe.
Amy: *from the kitchen* Didn't he name his weapons or sumthin' weird like th-
Me: Sybil, Todd, Jenna, Alicia, Ethan, Sadie, Tyler, Michael, Amy, Be
DreamsFreddy: *watching Amanda and I sleep in our shared room* Hmm....I wonder what they're dreaming....? *evil grin* Let's see how I can scar them for life tonight, shall we then? *vanishes and appears in our dreams*More Like This
Freddy: *in hospital room* Oo Uhh...okay then...?
Amanda: *in the middle of giving birth*
Freddy: O-e What the-?!
Amanda: *gives birth to Alois* OMG!....IT'S HIDEOUS! But I love him still. ^^
Freddy: o-O Did she just....?
Doctor: *hands him to her after cutting umbilical cord* What do you want to name him?
Amanda: I SHALL NAME HIM BOB .no, actually, I'll name him Alois. Because..that's what his name is. Although I've always wanted to call Alois Jenny, but still ALOIS IT IS!
Freddy: O-e Wh .why am I even still standing here!?!
Amanda: *dream fast forwards to her caring for a young Alois as a single mother* Don't run off too far dear!
Alois: Okay mommy! *goes to play in park*
Freddy: Oo Of all the things I thought she'
The Scariest Movie EVA*Amanda, Amy, Jamie, and Michael are all playing Monopoly*More Like This
Michael: Wait....I don't understand what this means...
Jamie: It means-
Amanda: IT MEANS YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
Amy: IT MEANS YOU GIVE ME ALL THE PLACES YOU BOUGHT!!
Michael: Oo Really?
Jamie: -_- No, it doesn't Uncle Michael.
Amy: Had to ruin our plans for world domination, didn't ya?
Michael: So what DOES it mean then?
Jamie: It just means you go to jail.
Amy: BURNED LIKE KRUEGEEEERRRRRRR!
Michael: Oo But I don't like jail...
Jamie: But you HAVE to go Uncle Michael, it's the rules.
Michael: Can't I just break out?
Amanda: Well the rules never said that you can't break out...
Amy: Oo Heeeyy, if he gets to be the convict who broke out of prison then I get to be the psychotic who broke out of the mental ward!!! ......Oo....wait...
Michael: -_- Not around Jamie, please....
Jamie: But you have t- *is interrupted by screaming coming form upstairs* Oo
Through the windowMe: OMG THAT'S SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!More Like This
Haunt: IKR?!? And it took me FOREVER to draw, but it's SOOOOO worth it!!!!! ^^
Me: I wonder how they'd feel about it....?
Haunt: Oo I don't wanna know.
Me: Yeah, good point.... you might end up in 7 different countries at the same time.
Me: But anyways... SO CUUUTE!!! *fangirl squee*
Freddy: *leaning in doorway to my room* Okay wtf are you two girls screaming so much about that DOESN'T involve me killing both of you?
Me: NOTHING! Nope...nothing at all....
Haunt: OO Is that him?
Me: Yeah, that's Freddy. Don't worry, he's a total sweetheart, always loving and caring and SOOO compassionate for other's feelings.
Freddy: -.-+ Stfu, bitch.
Me: See what I mean? So caring and compassionate... ^^
Freddy: Yeah, come a little closer and I'll show you my 'loving' side. *evil grin*
Me: -_- Perv.
Freddy: *nods to Haunt* And who are you, girlie?
Me: You can just call her Haunt.
Freddy: Oo Haunt? Why Haunt?