Ode to a Knucklehead -Part 4-While the Pokemon League members worked their rear ends off preparing for the event at hand, the folks who were invited were searching for outfits to wear. There wasn't a specific dress code, so they could show up in any outfit imaginable, from drab casual dresses to over-the-top costumes. Just as long as they weren't in the buff, of course.
Chiyo-chan and Kaorin were looking for outfits that didn't look too dull or too flamboyant.
As the final bell rang for classes to be dismissed, all of the students were packing their things and heading out the door. After stuffing their bags, briefcases and the like with homework and textbooks, students of all classes bolted out the front door with their friends. The little redheaded prodigy waited outside the gates for her grandmother and Lenora.
"Waiting for our ride, Chiyo-chan?" Kaorin asked her, approaching.
"Oh, yes!" Chiyo-chan replied. "They said they'd be here at 3:30."
"Well, what time is it now? Do you know?"
The little lady checked her
Oh dear...My parents are out working and my poor little sister threw up a few minutes ago.More Like This
I put her in bed and made her take a couple of Tums tablets. I couldn't find anything carbonated for her to drink, so I gave her a glass of ice water instead. I let my parents know she was sick, and even asked that they pick up some ginger ale on their way back, but they haven't called back yet.
Oh my goodness radio is perfectSo today the logical song was playing on the radio as my mom was driving to del taco, and I mentioned how it was sampled by another artist in another song, and when my mom asked what sampling was, I gave her another example, where vanilla ice sampled the intro to under pressure, and I started doing the tune (and somewhat failing) WHEN THE RADIO STARTED PLAYING UNDER PRESSURE! SO AMAZING AND COINCIDENTAL, I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING!!XMore Like This
Trick or treat.Not going this year.More Like This
What's the point of going if I can't trick or treat myself?
Comment and I'llReposted from :iconNot-so-slim-shady12:More Like This
1.) Tell you why I befriended you.
2.) Associate you with something random.
3.) Tell you my favorite thing about you.
4.) Tell you a memory I have of you that I try to remember.
5.) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6.) Tell you my favorite deviation of yours.
7.) Tell you what I'd do if we were in the same room right now.
8.) In return, you post this in your journal.
Hijabi-version cosplay...what say you?Assalamu'alaykum and peace to all of you!More Like This
Recently in Malaysia and Indonesia, there are some Muslimah cosplayers who wanted to cosplay some of the anime characters that they like, and turned it into a hijabi version of it. I've see Hatsune Miku and Luka Megurine hijabi version so far. Some muslimah always get this "you-ruined-the character-stare" whenever they cosplaying. But I think, that is not the main concern.
In my personal opinion, creativity is important. I just want to hear you opinion about this, and do you dare to cosplay some character and turn it into a hijabi version. If you have your picture to go with it, you're are welcome to show it to us.
You're Not Dead Yet.You have been called "ugly."More Like This
You have been called "weak."
You have been called a "failure."
You have been called all of these things.
But at least you're not dead yet.
You've still got your life ahead of you.
You've still got all these years to cherish.
You've still got a lot to live for.
You might be on life support...
...but you're not dead yet.
All these years you spent in isolation.
All these years you hide away somewhere dark.
All this time you think about the odds.
But even while that appears to be the case,
You're not dead yet.
You have cancer in your whole body.
You have mesothelioma and bronchitis.
You have six days left to live.
You're running out of time.
But you're not dead yet.
Look at what all you've done with your life.
Take a look in the mirror.
Tell the whole world what you see.
Believe in the fact that there's an afterlife,
Because you're not dead yet.
Tagged.BY:iconnek0miki:More Like This
1. You must post these rules.
2. Answer the question that the tagger gave you and then create 10 new questions for the people you tag.
3. You must tag 10 people and post their icons on your journal.
4. Go to their pages and tell peeps you have tagged them.
5. No tagging back the person who tagged you.
6. No junk in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this". You must personally tag 10 peeps
1.What countries have you been to?
2.What's is your favorite Pokemon?
3.What is your OTP?
4.What is your favorite Vocaloid/Utau
IA, by far!
5.What is your favorite Legend of Zelda Game?
I no play Zelda.
Yaaarrr, tagged!:iconxXMissNutellaXx: tagged me. X3More Like This
1. What's your favorite movie character that's evil?
I have none.
2. Are you in a relationship with someone? *Stalker*
Not at the moment.
3. If you were on an island, who would you be with from your list of friends on Deviantart and what three things would you bring to survive?
I'd bring Ashlea (TheSilentMistress), Willa (LlamasMakeMeGiggle) and Ni'mah (xXMissNutellaXx). I'd bring a radio, plenty of popcorn, and sketchbooks
4. Do you know any other languages?
Not really, no.
5. Any language you want to learn?
6. Can I have a hugs, pwease? ~Cute Eyes~
7. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? *You better say mint! JK
8. Where do you live? ~America, United Kingdom, etc?~
United States, but that's all I'm telling you.
9. Look to your direct left, what will you use to defend yourself throughout the entire zombie horde?
FaggotMore Like This
My body shakes and shivers. It trembles with every tender touch of your supple hands. Stroking every spot and tracing every curve. Breath fills the air. I'm panting and crying. Fearful. I hear a growling voice. Enveloping every soft moan that fills my ear. Your hands gently caress my face. I come closer yearning to taste your lips. The feel on my skin is now rough and ghastly. Caresses turn into tugging and pulling. So hard. My skin is ripping. I stare at the coarse texture of the rope, contrasting the smooth feel of your lips against mine. I taste you. But it transforms into a nauseating taste of blood in my mouth. Your lips reach down to my neck. Teasing my soft spots. I feel it becoming forceful. Strings piercing through my delicate face. The rope now encircles me. Fearful. I turn you over sliding my hands across your back. My body against yours. I feel empowered. My hand is slipping away. Tied behind my back. Stripped from all power. My breathing weakens. I lay my feeble head again
For Zim Lovers--2nd EditionYou glare across the classroom at Zim. Another Irken...sent on a secret mission to this planet of dirt and worms...I know Tak tried to take over and failed, so that idiot must have some wit secretly about him. How dare The Tallest send him and not me?! I've seen more wars than he!!More Like This
He looks back at you and raises an eyebrow in suspicion. You look at the chalk board where Ms. Bitters is droning on about human history events.
"...and that is why we have a larger military force." Ms. Bitters slithers to your desk. "Were you paying attention, _______?"
"Yes, ma'am," you reply confidently.
"Repeat the point of this lesson."
"We have enlarged the military force to keep other countries from invading or doing harm to each other. America has appointed itself as Interpol, in a phrase."
Ms. Bitters stares you down; you do not avoid her cold gaze, you face it with yours of fire. "I hope the rest of you were listening, this child has spok
Tohru's extremely shocking dayMore Like This
Authors Note: This is a second kind of story to the first one which is Yuki's extremely bad day. Enjoy!
Tohru's extremely shocking day:
"Toooohruuu!!!" Shigure shouted. "Where is my teeeeeaaaa???"
"Hurry up pleeeeeaase!"
"I'm sorry Miss Honda. I should go."
"But Yuki you can tell me anything."
"No it's fine."
"You what Kyo?"
"Just SAY IT!"
"Hurry up Tohru!"
"I'm sorry!!! I'm trying!!!"
"You don't need to know my issues Tohru."
"Just tell me! I can make it better!"
"Just say what's on your mind Kyo!!!"
Tohru shot up in bed. Sweat was all over her forehead and her breathing was deep. Tohru took a while to calm down.
"Pfft..." She said with a smirk now that she was calmed down. "...what a crummy dream."
Tohru walked down the stairs, being noticed by Shigure.
"Ah Tohru, your up late." He said to her.
"Yes...I am." She said with a smile.
"Well....can you make so
Kyo's extremly CRAZY dayMore Like This
Kyo's extremely CRAZY day:
"Why....Why are you so.....mean?" Tohru said with tears in her eyes.
"What?" Kyo said. "What do you mean....mean? I'm sorry."
Tohru turned and started walking away from the orange headed boy.
"Tohru....TOHRU!! Come back!! I said I'm sorry!!!" He shouted and ran after her, but it seemed to more he ran after her the further she would be. When he gave up and stopped chasing, she had already gone out of veiw. Suddenely someone pushed his back with great force. His hands automaticaly touched the ground first as he nelt there.
"What did you do to Miss Honda?!" Yuki shouted, once he had turned around. Kyo backed up on the ground while Yuki walked towards him.
"This is why we all hate you!!!" He continued. "This is why you're not accepted!!!"
Kyo woke up with a jolt in his bed and sweat coming down his forehead. He breathed heavily but his heart was no beating rapidly. He sighed, got dressed and went downstairs.
"Oh hello Kyo!" Shigure s
.:APH:. Strong, Not Fireproof EpilogueIn the hospital, a different story was unfolding. Germany was not faring well at all. He was very thin and he could not see at all. Italy, Romano, and even Prussia were in the room with him. Germany was holding on to Italy as if it would mean his death if he let go... which it probably would.More Like This
It was impossible to get Italy to move from Germany's side. With each fading breath of Germany's Italy would tremble as if he was praying for some miracle to occur. Prussia had managed to get away from Russia for a short time and stood close to his brother's bed. "Damn it, West..." he swore, trying to hide his tears.
Germany opened his glassy eyes, which had turned white because of his condition. "Bruder... I am so sorry..." ?He closed his blind eyes again from exhaustion. ?"I've failed... I failed the boss, I failed my people, I failed my friends, my bruder..." he said hoarsely.
Prussia tried to smile with bravado but the strong front was made useless by the tears sliding down his face. "D-Do
Character Bio--Eva BielschmidtGENERAL INFOMore Like This
Name: Eva (pronounced Ava) Bielschmidt
Character for: "Hetalia: Axis Powers" and "Azumanga Daioh"
Voice Actor: (To Be Decided)
Zodiac sign: Scorpio
DOB: November 13th
LOB: Berlin, Germany
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: High School student
Theme Song: "Battle Born" by Five Finger Death Punch
Couple Theme Song: "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Angry Theme Song: "Mama Said Knock You Out" by Five Finger Death Punch
Sad Theme Song: (To Be Decided)
Build: Toned, bordering on athletic
Skin Color: Beige
Hair/Fur Color: Platinum blond
Eye Color: Icy blue
Hair Style: Boyish and spiky
Wears: Typical high school uniforms, though sometimes outside of school, she'll wear a Germany football jersey and black cargo sweatpants.
Extra (Y/N): No.
WHAT IS HE/SHE LIKE?
Personality: It doesn't take a genius to see that this is a girl you do not want to get on the wron
A Good Distraction|Italy x Fem! GermanyMore Like This
Have I mentioned how obsessed I am with this pairing? Why can't I find a girl like Germany? *stares longingly into distance and whispers softly* My senpai..."Y-you're sure you know what you're doing?" Italy asked for the umpteenth time, fidgeting nervously on the kitchen counter. "You don't have to—"
"Italy, I already told you that I'll do it! Now, just hold still and stop whining!" Germany snapped, already frustrated as she held the tip of her sewing needle above the bright flame of a candle. "I've done it to myself, and I've done it for my brother! He's fine, right?"
"Well, yeah, but...this looks like it hurts!"
"Of course it's going to hurt! I'm shoving a needle through your ear!" she humphed, turning back to face him. "Just be thankful you only need one piercing! I had to do two!"
"You're using a real needle?!"
"What else did you think I was going to use? How else am I supposed to get the earring in?!" this was turning out to be more trouble than it was worth.
Germany X fem Italy Oneshot: PromFour letters. One word.More Like This
That's the only thought that could come to Ludwig's mind as he sat in the middle of gym filled with colorful decorations, lights, and music. Every other teenager appeared to be having a good time as they talked, danced, and drank with other students. Ludwig, however, had a different mind set. He wasn't focused on the gym, the scenery, or even having a good time
He was focusing all of his attention on a certain someone. And that someone happened to be Alice.
He watched from a distance as Alice laughed with a group of her friends. She looked beautiful in her blue prom dress.
"That could be me," he thought to himself, "I could be laughing with Alice right now "
And although his heart told him to go, his body refused to move and Ludwig could do nothing but sit silently in his seat.
He watched nicely-dressed couples walk by hand in hand. He imagined himself holding Alice's hand, both of them smiling at each other with their faces tinted pink.
Paper Cranes: Prussia and GermanyMore Like This
Paper Cranes: Prussia and Germany
Ludwig turned his head from his paperwork to his Japanese assistant whose dark mysterious brown eyes seem to tell the news without uttering the words.
"No news about him, eh?" Ludwig said. He secretly bit his inner cheek because of the tension.
"I'm sorry, sir." Kiku Honda, his trusted personnel, said as he tilted his head down. He knew that after the war the German immediately scanned the news section to find something about his brother.
"It's alright. Just inform me for some updates, okay?"
“Hai.” Kiku bowed down before he turned on his heel to exit the office.
Ludwig heard the white door shut, the sound it made echoed inside the small room. He rested the back of his head at the top rail of his black leather chair. He closed his eyes and sighed.
Ludwig and his Italian friend, Feliciano Vargas-wh
Wurst And Pasta (Fem!Germany x Italy) REQUESTMore Like This
“Ve~! Louise!” my boyfriend, Feliciano Vargas, yelled. He suddenly burst through my bedroom door with me in nothing but my underwear.
“Feliciano!” I said, trying to cover myself up with a towel.
Feli gasped, panicked for a whiile, then covered his eyes with both hands. “Ve~ I’m-a sorry, Louise! I-a didn’t know you were changing!”
“Just—Just stay like that for a vile! A-And don’t move!” I said, feeling myself blush. I hurriedly put on a pair of boxer shorts and a gray t-shirt. I sat down on my bed. “You can look now, Feliciano…” I said.
Feli made a gap between his fingers before removing his
Germany X fem Italy Oneshot: Training"ITALY!! GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!"More Like This
Germany had been waiting 20 minutes for Italy to come out of the bathroom. Finally he decided to yell from outside the bathroom door.
Germany and Italy had just barely begun training when Italy suggested a break. After begging Germany for 5 whole minutes, Germany agreed. Italy immediately went to the bathroom and fell asleep on the bathroom floor.
Italy opened the door still half asleep. She mumbled her words.
"G-Germany w-what time is it."
"Shut up and get back to training!"
Italy gave a nod and began running aimlessly. Not sure what to do or where to go. She hated it.
When she finally tripped on a rock, Germany ran beside her like always. He was always frustrated with Italy. Why didn't he leave her behind?
Oh yeah... It's because he loved her.
But that didn't matter. Because no matter how much Germany loved her, he could never admit it. Besides she wouldn't love him. Would she?
After several minutes Italy looke
Extremely pissed offThisMore Like This
This just disgusts me. To make things short, a bunch of brats, one of them called Thoopje, have been ciberbullying a Steam/DA user, for the simple fact of him wenting through a depression after not winning a Saxxy Award. :iconMenaria: is trying to help the victim, but i am spreading this to get more 'help'
Those brats are the reason the Internet is so full of filth. Just... Sorry i am too upset with this
PrussiaxReader - Perverts and CrushesAn academy that had no boundaries, or discipline. That is what this academy was. Students from all around the world attended the famous school, in hopes of becoming great one day. Yet, there were also students who attended just to be there. It wasn’t a contest on who could join; it was just a place for people from everywhere to be brought together.More Like This
Gilbert Beilschmidt was one of those people who didn’t go to the academy to be great. He didn’t even like going to school, but he did it for his younger brother, and his friends. But there was another person he went for.
As he walked the halls with his two best friends, Antonio and Francis, he looked over his shoulder at his brother, Ludwig and his friends, Feliciano and Kiku. They were talking among themselves about something to do with homework. He turned around and walked backwards, watching the three, his eyes narrowed.
“Who cares about homework! You guys need to party more often.” Gilbert laughed at them, i
[AKIRA] Enough is enough Yuki wasn't always cold... or even violent. Yes, she was once the most peaceful girl in that orphanage and she had always that sweet glow in her eyes. Nobody, except Kaneda and a bunch of other kids (God knows where they are now), knew how she became this girl with a caged vicious personality.More Like This
It all happened when they were kids... in that orphanage...
Yuki always played with the boys, never with the girls. Football, trading cards and other kind of games only boys play. At the time, Yuki had very long hair and used skirts only sometimes. Even though she had this delicate, fragile and girly look, the boys didn't mind having her tagging along in their games. Heck, they even liked her, how she wasn't such a winey crybaby or her voice wasn't as squeaky and annoying as the other girls'. And of course, Kaneda was happy to see his sister happy.
Even though they all looked great, a group of girls, on the other hand, weren't that happy. They were starting to despi
Akira - One WordHe does not like to admit it, but it’s true. Just months later, Tetsuo no longer needs fear.More Like This
It was survival to first forge his vital instincts. The urge to end the day without bloodstains on his rags — it was the wings on his feet and the frantic breath, the blaze shooting through his muscles.
For years, he never made it; he was crashed against the dead ends of alleys, as his skin painfully turned to black. The humiliation grew, steady, with each time his nose was broken. The one solution he had left was crying – he was the little creep, the one out of any gang, alone and defenseless.
But one shouted name is all it takes, when he is not enough for himself. He calls one name, and the whole gang rushes to him – it is their signal to run and to crush bones, to chase the bastards, if necessary, to the end of Neo Tokyo.
As they lie on the ground, so young and so lost already, his bullies now bend to forward the message. Kaneda’s fury does not spare anyo
Enjoying a morning ~Prussia X Reader Drabble~Enjoying a morning ~Prussia X Reader DrabbleMore Like This
Oh God... I should really cover those windows before I go to sleep. Even if it's winter, It's still bright as fuck! And since when did my pillow started gaining weight? It's so damn heavy all of the sudden. And..... since when did it grow hair... and.... abs... hot damn . Oh yes... I remember. Since yesterday. When this 'pillow' offered me the best day of my life. I should open my eyes to see 'it' better. Ah yes. My gorgeous albino pillow. My pillow has the silkiest hair ever. And it smells so nice.Like the softest perfume. He's sleeping so peacefully. Lips slightly parted, petal-like eyelids closed. Shirtless. Arms hugging my torso lovingly. All I want is to hug him even harder and to bury my face in his soft pale neck. Now I remember how I have gained such a wonderful pillow. A snowstorm hit and we stopped at his place. We were so tired we fell asleep as fast as we lied in bed. He hugs me closer to him. I hop
Chubby!GermanyXReader-Happy birthday!It was (name)'s birthday. She was excited, but her German boyfriend, Ludwig, was even more nervous. He was going to ask her to marry him. Ludwig was an odd man. He was foreign, which already made him have a social disadvantage with the Americans. He was also very quiet and shy. (Name) loved that about him though. Finally, the thing that made him the most insecure was his weight. He weighed a good 345 pounds. He wasn't always like this. When he moved to America 7 years ago, he was thin and trim. Now, with the endless supply of good food, especially sweets, he had ballooned to his current weight of 354 pounds. Most of it accumulated when he met his (name) in his sophomore year of college. He loved her more than anything and wanted her to be his forever.More Like This
Ludwig was "running" on the treadmill trying to trim back down to his thin self. It was hard to lose weight because of all of the food that he could ever have was accessible to him. One time he had to literally leave the room
Lyrics: Nightmare NightPony-fied Edition of "This is Halloween"More Like This
In the Style of Tim Burton's "Nightmare Before Christmas"
Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems.
In a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams.
For the story you are about to be told,
Took place in the magical kingdoms of old.
Now you've probably wondered where nightmares come from.
If you haven't, I'd say "It's time you begun."
Colts and fillies of every age.
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come behold a ghastly sight.
This, our town, on Nightmare Night.
[Cutie Mark Crusaders]
This is Nightmare Night. It is such a fright.
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.
This is Nightmare Night, everyone turn out the light.
[Golden Harvest & Berry Punch]
Trick or treat,
Till the neighbors gonna die of fright.
It's our town, everypony scream.
Nightmare Night is on the scene.
I am the one hiding under your bed.
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowin
Chubby!PrussiaXReader-PrussianPudginess Gilbert Belischmidt was an odd ball. He proclaimed that he was the "most awesome" in the land that was formally Prussia. He was a womanizer, until he met his now girlfriend (name). Before he met (name) three years ago, he was thin and muscular. Now, he looked far from that. He was now a pudgy thing; weighing in at 340 or more pounds. (Name) had been responsible for this big belly. She was a chef and Gilbert loved her cooking.More Like This
Amazingly, for being as big as he was, he was still super confident in his body; a quality that (name) absolutely adored. He laid on the hammock outside. It swayed back and forth in the summer breeze. It was easy to see that he was asleep on it. Gilbert was shirtless while he was outside. His hand scratched his belly as he slept.
Eating Contest- Prussia EndingArthur was tired of everyone saying that his food was terrible. He just wanted someone to like it...or at least someone to hate Francis'. So he came up with a plan. There was an eating contest coming up soon and the final competitors were from Greece, Italy, and East Germany.More Like This
Arthur stood behind a dark curtain his wand was out and the food would be coming out shortly for the final round. The three males had been plumping up nicely after a dose of his magic. He wanted to make them suffer of being too fat to move with their own fat.
He cast his spell and ran and hid to watch his magic. Feliciano, Hercules, and Gilbert came on stage and sat at the table.
The item they had to eat: crepes
They sat side by side at the table. The crepes were presented to them and they all were hungry gentlemen
Gilbert and his competitors walked on the stage. He was determined to win. He loved the best and was nicknamed the "Awesome". He sat in his position and when chubby chasing (name) came on the stage and
Filled Out Love (Chubby!Russia x Reader) (2)Now, coming from Russia, Ivan was not used to the extreme heat, well to him, from (y/c). Even though sweat would pour off of him in buckets, he always wore his long coat, ignoring the weird stares he received.More Like This
Why did he wear the coat?
Well, the answer was simple, he was fat.
Everywhere he looked around him, were skinny, well-built people, seemingly mocking him with their perfect figures, and with occasional insults. He hated his fat body, from his large thighs, to his overly chubby cheeks, and living in (y/c) made him feel even more self-conscious.
But there was one thing, or rather person, he loved, and she never failed to make him feel better.
That person was ____ ____, the first person to speak to him, quickly becoming his best friend.
She was never afraid of him, even when his younger sister tried to kill her, merely backhanding the Belorussian, smiling sweetly. She never failed to make him smile, and was always there to protect him from harmful insults, even getting suspended onc
PrussiaXReader 7 Minutes in Heaven PrussiaXReader 7 Minutes in HeavenMore Like This
There was a loud thumping at your door and you woke with a start.
"Who the Hell is it?" You yell, checking you cell phone for the time. It was midnight exactly. There was a silence on the other side of your one room apartment door as you stared at it from your bed/couch.
"H-hello?" You whispered, frightened. Then one more loud bang. You flinched as the door caved in and three men burst into your room. You started to scream and run but it was too late. One had grabbed you and threw you over his shoulder. You started to beat on his back until you heard a familiar voice.
"Mon cher, please stop hitting me. You're much stronger than you look." A french accent says and you blink.
"Oui, as well as Gilbert and Toni!"
"Kesesesese~," Gilbert giggled from behind you. "_____, did we wake you or were you getting dressed?" He asked sweetly. You blushed and remembered that all you had on was a tank top and your frilly panties.