Kidnapped by a woman in a latex balaclava.I was walking down the street after visiting the shops to buy some milk and a Mars bar. When a van pulled up next to me and I was snatched up by someone wearing a latex balaclava and knocked out. When I came to, I was in what looked to be an old factory, tied to a chair and covered in what smelled like a banana smoothie. Why? I have no idea. But moments later :iconBlueHorizon89: walked in and smacked me across the knee with a riding crop.... I liked that bit. This is the transcript of the interrogation that followed.More Like This
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2. One song you could listen to for the rest of your life?
3. Communicate telepathically with animals or shape shift?