I Knew ThatI Knew That
I thought I knew it.
I honestly did.
I'm never wrong
But the consequence for my arrogance was fair.
I played for this long, so
What am I doing so wrong?
First time around, my heart was racing.
Next time around “Man, this boss is OP!”
I wondered, “how do I beat this stupid game?”
Cecil and his friends were strong enough, but it changed nothing.
The mere thought of losing to a blocky mass of pixels...
No, that was impossible, improbable, illogical, inconceivable!
So I searched online for for information
On how to get out of my situation,
My feelings overwritten with frustration
while desperately needing this education.
And then it hit me.
As I checked the Game FAQs message board
I noticed that the other players had abilities that were...foreign to me.
I realized that I skipped the augments that were necessary to win
Like the fool that I am...well, damn.
Stressed and defeated, I took a hiatus,
Killing the time with my other consoles.
I came backe
Oda de un retrasado a otro retrasado parte 2Montañas cercanas al cieloMore Like This
Caminos curvados que llaman a la aventura
Entre dos cordilleras se oculta en la oscuridad
Una cueva, que de mis sueños espero liberar
Dicen que tesoros allí se encuentran
Oro y joyas por igual
Pero que en lo más profundo está guardado
El tesoro que todo el mundo ansía
No es, si no bravo guerrero
Aquel valiente caballero
Dispuesto a correr peligros y vejaciones
Por lograr tan ansiado regalo de Dios
Junto a sus dos escuderos
Emprendió un largo viaje a la cueva
Y cuando por fin llegó, logró entrar
Y salió, y entró, y salió, y entró...
The Glasses Eater Part 3I see a manMore Like This
He is wearing glasses
I walk up to him
I reach for the glasses
He grabs my wrist
and proceeds to handcuff me
I didn't notice his police uniform
So ends the Glasses Eater
The Glasses Eater Part 2I'm walking down the streetMore Like This
I spot a glasses store
I cross to the glasses store
I walk in
Glasses are everywhere
Four pairs catch my eye
They look nice
I grab them
I take them to the register
I see the price
I can't afford the glasses
That moment, I decide to eat them
The glasses taste good
I grab some more
I walk out
The clerk is left staring