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Entering the park was a bald scientist in his truck with a picnic basket.
"Good day sir." Park Ranger Smith greeted.
"Why, good day to you too Mr. Ranger." the scientist greeted. "Lovely day, isn't it?"
"Yes it is." Ranger Smith said, before noticing the scientist's picnic basket. "I'd be careful with that picnic basket. Some "certain" bears tend to swipe them from people."
The scientist chuckled. "Oh I'm sure no bear would want what I've got in here." he said, before driving off. He drove over towards a vacant area and parked, getting out with his basket and setting on a park table. Grabbing from inside was a tape recorder, a canister, and a cup with a eyedropper. He poured some of the liquid from the canister, revealing it to be pink. He then put the canister back in the basket and took the tape recorder and went off with the cup.
However, as soon as the scientist was out of sight, something grizzly swiped the basket and ran away with it. It appeared t